Monstrosity to beat all other monstrosities

carlos

Step away MdPhilips and Vampire Guitars, nothing you've ever built or bodged will top this MONSTROSITY

breakstuff

Brilliant idea.Play six string in the conventional way while simultaneously slapping bass with your old chap.

hobbio

The low e bass string doesn't even line up with the fretboard. Is that a real thing or a joke?

Elwood

How does the truss rod work!

I bet changing string guage would be a world of hurt.

samzadgan

But the best is the description ...

"Compare the sound quality to $1,500 Guitar Sound"


Which side is he talking about??

Corvus

In my head, it's the 'sound quality' of it burning.

Elwood

Corvus;525263" said:

In my head, it's the 'sound quality' of it burning.

Ah, the warm midrange and balanced top end of a crackling fire.

blueskunk

Needs a bigsby

streethawk

It's like somebody built the world's worst guitar and thought: how can I make this twice as shit?

carlos

You'd need callouses on your thumb too.

Panama_Jack666

blueskunk;525269" said:

Needs a bigsby

Only one?

mike_l

hobbio said:

The low e bass string doesn't even line up with the fretboard. Is that a real thing or a joke?

the bass side's highest string doesn't line up either.......

Nerine

How are some people just oblivious to everything?
Like, how can someone build that punnet of awful and then think, yeah! I did a good job there!

I don't understand it in any aspect of life really, tbh.

How are some people's standards/attention to detail/skills just that low?

Don't get me wrong, there is a level of skill involved in making that monstrosity, it's just a shame that the level of skill wasn't high enough.

The best use of that guitar is kindling.

Neil

What if you take the bass strings off - will it all go doingg?

dogload

That is pretty awful

Sassafras

And some people think a gloss finished neck is awkward.

axisus

Yup, worst ever!

hobbio

mike_l said:

hobbio said:

The low e bass string doesn't even line up with the fretboard. Is that a real thing or a joke?

the bass side's highest string doesn't line up either.......

Yes, yes, I realised just after I posted but I couldn't be arsed to edit

xmrchi

That beats any md Philips, halo, etc, horrific
but :The SLE guitar is designed for serious crunch and endless sustain. It is loaded with sustain rich rosewood fingerboard on maple neck and complete with 2 magnet humbucker pickups. Also features chrome hardware with excellent mid range tone basswood body. Basswood body Maple neck NECK THRU Bass & Guitar model Rosewood fretboard with 22 frets 2 Magnet humbucker pickups 1V 1T + 3-way switch for guitar 1V 2T with bass model Individual volume and tone controls Great bridge Chrome Hardware 42mm nut.

We have been to quick to judge, endless sustain and serious crunch, THIS GUITar IS REVOLUTIONARY PEOPLE!

TheOtherDennis

Yeah but...but...but...eh?
#-o :-? ^#(^

scrumhalf

breakstuff said:

Brilliant idea.Play six string in the conventional way while simultaneously slapping bass with your old chap.

You may wish to. I, being Jewish, wouldn't.