Happy new phone day

Col_Decker

I haz iPhone 5S and am now one of the elite. When you see me in the street you will tip your hat and you will not make eye contact, unless you want a good thrashing from my butler.

 

 

now I just have to wait 100 years to get the pac code from orange.

not_the_dj

I hope you've employed an Oddjob / Nick Nack style butler trained in martial arts to fight off the would-be muggers looking to sever your fingers as well as steel your new phone ;-)

 

 

 

(yes I've been watching a lot of Bond films recently)

bertie

Col_Decker said:

I haz iPhone 5S and am now one of the sheep

 

 

now I just have to wait 100 years to get the pac code from orange.

I got mine instantly  over the phone ?!?!?  I just called em up, said "I want my PAC code please"  and they gave it to me there and then

ROOG

See this, I am bowing my head vigorously in your general direction, hang on, perhaps I'm just head butting my cheapo 'Blackberry'.

Actually I like gadgets, I'm just jealous

Col_Decker

bertie said:

Col_Decker said:

I haz iPhone 5S and am now one of the sheep

 

 

now I just have to wait 100 years to get the pac code from orange.

I got mine instantly  over the phone ?!?!?  I just called em up, said "I want my PAC code please"  and they gave it to me there and then

 

 

Yeah I got mine like that too in the end. Also they told me because of the way EE stuffed my order (new contract instead of upgrade) I will have to pay both Orange and EE next month.

Open your windows around 4:30pm this afternoon and you may just hear me discussing that with EE customer services.  

chillidoggy

Col_Decker said:

I haz iPhone 5S and am now one one of the elite.

Yes, but you've also got a camper van, which therefore cancels out any possible iPhone 5s street cred.

bertie

since when did having an iPhone constitute anything close to street cred ?

mike_l

I've just put decker on the ignore until the novelty of a new Ihpone has worn off list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Expect him off said list around 4-45

@-)

Col_Decker

pah

 

iPhones rule. As do camper vans. All the chicks love a guy with a camper and an iPhone, in fact next time I park up at Aldi in my campervan and get my iPhone out I expect to drown in a sea of quim.

mike_l

You'll need a reliable phone, for each time the camper breaks down..........

gjonesy

Col_Decker said:

pah

 

iPhones rule. As do camper vans. All the chicks love a guy with a camper and an iPhone, in fact next time I park up at Aldi in my campervan and get my iPhone out I expect to drown in a sea of quim.

is "quimproof" one of the new things about the iphone 5s?

Col_Decker

mike_l said:

You'll need a reliable phone, for each time the camper breaks down..........

CabbageCat

gjonesy said:

Col_Decker said:

pah

 

iPhones rule. As do camper vans. All the chicks love a guy with a camper and an iPhone, in fact next time I park up at Aldi in my campervan and get my iPhone out I expect to drown in a sea of quim.

is "quimproof" one of the new things about the iphone 5s?

Yeah. New on ios7.

chillidoggy

Col_Decker said:

pah

 

iPhones rule. As do camper vans. All the chicks love a guy with a camper and an iPhone, in fact next time I park up at Aldi in my campervan and get my iPhone out I expect to drown in a sea of quim.

Drowning in a sea of skanky chav quim, whilst dogging in Aldi car park. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

chillidoggy

mike_l said:

You'll need a reliable phone, for each time the camper breaks down.....

 

 

His iPhone won't be any good enough for that amount of use, their batteries are shit.

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

mike_l said:

You'll need a reliable phone, for each time the camper breaks down.....

 

 

His iPhone won't be any good enough for that amount of use, their batteries are shit.

That's why he still has his Nokia 3310 :P

Col_Decker

Ha that's where you're wrong see. My camper has a bult in phone charger so I will always have plenty of battery when it breaks down.

 

hang on, no wait

 

STFU