Gym machine and orgasms.......Sun content

Hootsmon

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6365152/Gym-machine-makes-mum-Amy-orgasm.html

apparently some women "suffer" orgasms whilst operating some gym fitness machines.....

it says in the Sun, wait for it..........."very occasionally women may fall off the machinery"

oh mercy, that's a hysterical image

Hootsmon

get up...ya dirty bastirt

Hertz32

You have to have a Sun+ membership to read it on the site. Hoots? You arent a reader are you?

Hootsmon

Hertz32 said:

You have to have a Sun+ membership to read it on the site. Hoots? You arent a reader are you?

no way man....I'm a Mail reader

here's an article

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117220/Captains-chair-The-exercises-likely-YOU-orgasm.html

underdog

The sun, the day after the copper in charge at one of the worst footballing disasters admits he caused the death of 96 people (mostly young adults and teenagers) they don't mention it at all. But have column inches for this. Brilliant

Considering the paper spent 20 years printing "facts" that it was caused by football fans being drunk, you'd think they'd want to try and make up some good will of nothing else.

Drew_TNBD

Jesus... who'd wanna see THAT have an orgasm? Would be like a beached whale struggling for it's last breath!

Hootsmon

you're absolutely right...not a word

chillidoggy

What's the matter with you lot? Don't you recognise a fit bird when you see one? I was getting all excited to read about Amy's orgasms until I found out you have to sign up to the Sun+. FFS.

holnrew

JohnPerry

underdog said:

The sun, the day after the copper in charge at one of the worst footballing disasters admits he caused the death of 96 people (mostly young adults and teenagers) they don't mention it at all. But have column inches for this. Brilliant

Have you checked that? Been through The Sun to see if they covered it?

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

What's the matter with you lot? Don't you recognise a fit bird when you see one? I was getting all excited to read about Amy's orgasms until I found out you have to sign up to the Sun+. FFS.

Why? Is it too upmarket for Margate?

underdog

JohnPerry;555568" said:

underdog said:

The sun, the day after the copper in charge at one of the worst footballing disasters admits he caused the death of 96 people (mostly young adults and teenagers) they don't mention it at all. But have column inches for this. Brilliant














Have you checked that? Been through The Sun to see if they covered it?

I'd read the Koran before I'd read the sun mate. Was something I read elsewhere today, so could be wrong.

JohnPerry

I now have a copy in front of me. Covers it at some length under a huge headline saying COP'S TERRIBLE LIE.

Drew_TNBD

I guess now we know why they have women's only gyms. It's not so they can avoid the terrible male gaze at all. It's so they can have Brazzers style squirt fests.

underdog

JohnPerry;555657" said:

I now have a copy in front of me. Covers it at some length under a huge headline saying COP'S TERRIBLE LIE.

My apologies then, though they're still c*nts of the highest order Did they take blame for being chief promoters of the lie while knowing the truth?

JohnPerry

Repeatedly i believe. http://www.businessinsider.com/the-suns-front-page-on-hillsborough-2012-9?IR=T

underdog

JohnPerry;555722" said:

Repeatedly i believe.



http://www.businessinsider.com/the-suns-front-page-on-hillsborough-2012-9?IR=T

But never have they admitted they knew the truth the whole time while accusing football fans for murdering fellow fans then accusing them of stealing from their dead bodies and pissing on them.

edit: Sorry I shall leave this thread I'm way off topic.

Hootsmon

woman ( Hooters) on "orgasm machine"

"ah ah ah............. I'm gonna........gonna....................FART!"

brrRRRIIPPPPPP

JohnPerry

underdog said:

JohnPerry;555722" said:

Repeatedly i believe.



http://www.businessinsider.com/the-suns-front-page-on-hillsborough-2012-9?IR=T

But never have they admitted they knew the truth the whole time while accusing football fans for murdering fellow fans then accusing them of stealing from their dead bodies and pissing on them.

edit: Sorry I shall leave this thread I'm way off topic.

interesting. How do you know they knew the truth the whole time?

beed84

What Amy didn't tell the Sun reporter was that she was wearing love eggs at the time she was working out. There's no wonder she orgasmed.

chillidoggy

mike_l said:

chillidoggy said:

What's the matter with you lot? Don't you recognise a fit bird when you see one? I was getting all excited to read about Amy's orgasms until I found out you have to sign up to the Sun+. FFS.

Why? Is it too upmarket for Margate?

Absolutely.

What's a gym, anyway? Is it one of those big buildings full of dusty bikes?