End-Of-Bell type lady recommendations

Cirrus

Looking for recommendations on a lady for watching movies and Steamy night romp-ing.

Got to be good for a phallus of 7' max. be capable of displaying a genuine smile (so there's no guilt in my mind when degrading her). happy to take 2 "H.D.M.I." inputs at the same time. Some form of decent audio output (either sighs or decent moans of pleasure). 165cm at least. 3D would be a plus - no interest in flat chests.

Negative would be a ginger... Currently I don't swing that way - if I had a ginger I'd need dark glasses and am unclear if that'd ruin my "sexy" license as it were so potentially with a ginger the night could end up costing a lot more than if she wasn't... this might not be an option as I've seen a lot of gingers on the streets this last year.

Want the best quality for less than £500/ night

Myranda

A 7' phallus?

You planning on sex with marine mammals?

Cirrus

Hell, it's like Spinal Tap gone wrong. Obviously I meant 7cm.

IanSavage

Cirrus said:

Negative would be a ginger... Currently I don't swing that way - if I had a ginger I'd need dark glasses and am unclear if that'd ruin my "sexy" license as it were so potentially with a ginger the night could end up costing a lot more than if she wasn't... this might not be an option as I've seen a lot of gingers on the streets this last year.

 

Want the best quality for less than £500/ night

I will be happy to take any unwanted gingers.

Col_Decker

Can't beat a bit of fire-bush.

 

go team ginger

mike_l

I take what I can get.

randomhandclaps

The old 7" fallacy, eh?!

Drew_TNBD

This should be in Speakers Corner. Or FX... not sure which.

chillidoggy

Mrs C is a ginger, and I can confirm she is high maintenance.

Col_Decker

Mrs D is a ginger, and I can confirm she is high maintenance and prone to bursts of extreme anger*

 

 

 

* which apparently are mostly attributed to me

mike_l

Col_Decker said:

Mrs D is a ginger, and I can confirm she is high maintenance and prone to bursts of extreme anger*

* which are all my fault entirely

 

Edited for accuracy

RocknRollDave

mike_l said:

I take what I can get.

Well that's certainly an innuendo-laden post..........!

mike_l

RocknRollDave said:

mike_l said:

I take what I can get.

Well that's certainly an innuendo-laden post..........!

I should have suffixed

"and make the most of it"

:-/

Col_Decker

mike_l said:

I should have suffixed

Careful you don't end up like that chap from INXS

mike_l

Col_Decker said:

mike_l said:

I should have suffixed

Careful you don't end up like that chap from INXS

I won't. I can't get suspenders and heels in my size. And I can't be bothered to have a wank.

Drew_TNBD

Mrs Drew is not ginger. She is yellow. Very low maintenance. Just throw her a rice ball and a few cat pictures and she's like a pig in shit.

(Completely true if you remove the light-racism)

digitalscream

Drew_fx said:

Just throw her a rice ball and a few cat pictures and she's like a pig in shit.

I really need to try this next time I meet the pair of you...

Drew_TNBD

hahaha.

ESBlonde

The former Mrs ESB was a ginger. She would regularly prefix statements with "well it's not my fault" even when patently it was. It wasn't so much that she had outbursts of shouty anger so much as we had brief periods of almost civilised behaviour from her. Not one of my better decisions, even her own mother warned me against marrying her!

Having had a big bruva that was also ginger I thought I could handle such things. We live and learn.