Wife Swap!!

robwright

That should guarantee a few views, at least!

Probably unlikely but anyone got an Iron Gear Rolling Mill Neck HB that they fancy swapping for my wife a Rolling Mill Bridge HB (open/black)?

Or any chrome Iron Gear neck HB?

Or any Iron Gear neck HB of any creed or colour?

Or your wife?

xmrchi

You can have my wife, in fact I'll pay you to take her away,

robwright

Haha! Does she come with a neck humbucker (ooh, er!)

Sarge

Sneaky thread title! then I was worried it was in the parts section...

axisus

I may consider a swap but I'm very particular, is your wife a new model or a relic?

robwright

Definitely a relic!

bignorm

Is she in working order are there any defects I should know about?

robwright

Only a nagging high pitched sound that seems to occur just after the morning postal delivery!

Sarge

"morning postal delivery" is that a euphemism?

Flanging_Fred

Do you have an accurate weight for your wife? I have a bad back and can't manage anything too heavy these days.

robwright

Sarge said:

"morning postal delivery" is that a euphemism?

Used to be 'morning glory' but these days it is rather like putting a small package through a large slot!!

robwright

Flanging_Fred said:

Do you have an accurate weight for your wife? I have a bad back and can't manage anything too heavy these days.

A lot heavier than a Les Paul but lighter than Slash's backline!

ROOG

Flanging_Fred said:

Do you have an accurate weight for your wife? I have a bad back and can't manage anything too heavy these days.

mine has full use of her legs still so she can move herself, could fit casters (skates) if required.

Sarge

@robwright I sincerely hope your other half doesn't read this page!
X_X

robwright

Luckily she can't read!

Sarge

Sorry but all these defects should have been stated clearly in your first post!
You are one gammy leg away from the bad traders thread mister!

robwright

Legs? Would you consider legs a dealbreaker?

Sorry guys, rethink needed!