phrases that make you instantly not buy a guitar

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jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12448
edited July 2015 in Guitar
Blurb - "70's made in Japan, set up for slide"

Means - bought from Woolworths. Egg slicer action, banana neck and wonky frets
"OUR TOSSPOT"
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  • "Bought new, three weeks ago..."

    "Plays like buttah.."

    "...axe..."
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 31050
    ex- Lixarto.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • digitalscreamdigitalscream Frets: 26986
    It's not phrases for me, it's just individual words.

    Like "mojo", "character" etc. Describe what's there and tangible, please.
    <space for hire>
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  • SamgbSamgb Frets: 774
    'Would make a good project guitar'....

    = Its knackered

    'Bags of mojo'...

    = Its knackered


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  • ESchapESchap Frets: 1428


    Paul Reed Smith

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  • GassageGassage Frets: 31050
    edited July 2015
    Oiled finish

    sanded neck for a natural finish

    Floyd rose.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • TeetonetalTeetonetal Frets: 7823
    For me, instant turn offs are

    Best guitar I have ever had, but selling as I fancy something new and already have a.n.other that does a similar job but better.

    SG.

    Duncan Designed

    For many on here it could be "2015" or "Chapman"
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  • 'Pick ups are perfect for metal'

    'Might need a fret dress.'
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  • UnclePsychosisUnclePsychosis Frets: 12991
    "at least three or four guys on the forum have had this and will tell you how good it is"

    ---at least three people thought this guitar was shit and not worth keeping
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  • McTootMcToot Frets: 2043

    (Almost) anyone, especially on ebay or Bumtree, that claims their guitar is "Rare"

    In 98 cases out of 100 "rare" means completely undesirable.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder


    My trading feedback  - I'm a good egg  ;) 

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  • MattGMattG Frets: 170
    "upgraded" with EMGs/Blackouts
    perfect for metal
    currently tuned to drop C
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  • gubblegubble Frets: 1764
    "recently had new strings and tuned"
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  • guitarfishbayguitarfishbay Frets: 7965
    Dents in back of neck - the only thing I can't stand on a guitar. I don't care if the body has dings but if I feel dings on the back of the neck it really bugs me.
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30319
    The odd minor ding not worth photographing.
    I dropped it down a flight of stairs.
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30319
    It's a Gibson.
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  • johnonguitarjohnonguitar Frets: 1243
    edited July 2015
    "Inevitable buckle rash"

    How the fuck is it inevitable?!? What crazy guitar chewing cowboy belts is it you use to hold your briechs up?!
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  • chrisj1602chrisj1602 Frets: 4054
    edited July 2015
    I'm getting tired of reading about superior Korean built Epiphones.
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6223
    edited July 2015
    "Custom modified for people with large fingers"

    "Expertly reliced"
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9796
    edited July 2015
    Some MIM Fender that's 'better than a US built Strat'. 
    I'm selling it for a mate. 
    Fender-built Squier.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • BloodEagleBloodEagle Frets: 5320
    'Lawsuit era' - often used to describe any piece of shit gibson or fender copy. Newsflash - there was no 'lawsuit'
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