WTF Facebook???!!

Branshen

For security reasons your account is temporarily locked

If this account reflects your real name and personal information, please help us verify it.

Happened to 5 of us, we live on the same street (we're uni students). WTF???

holnrew

Mods this person is clearly an imposter, lock his account.

axisus

Do you all have long black beards?

dafuzz

Are you all sharing the same wifi?

Phil_aka_Pip

'scuse me why do you want a bassfook account and why is is such a biggie that you can't access it? real people don't need them, they're only for dumb teenagers with no life.

randomhandclaps

Are there any black Cadillac Escalades parked in your street?

littlegreenman

Have you tried turning it off, and on again?

Branshen

I kicked it a few times and it works now. Thanks!

viz

This place.