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  • CabbageCatCabbageCat Frets: 5549
    When I haven't been for a wee for a while I can back all the way out of my bathroom while still weeing into the pan and keep it going long enough to call someone over to watch my magnificent feat.
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7752
    Col_Decker said:
    Bucket said:
    Fruit Pastilles make my wee go electric blue and smell of pork.


    :D

     

    Surely the greatest sentance ever written!?!

    Sig-worthy, I reckon.
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Bucket said:
    Fruit Pastilles make my wee go electric blue and smell of pork.
    Pork makes my wee smell of fruit pastilles. Doesn't turn it any shade of blue though.

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • frankusfrankus Frets: 4719
    Even the smallest amount of beetroot turns my wee a reddy colour.

    First time it happened I thought I'd got a urinary infection or worse :(

    ... I ... I didn't cry though.
    A sig-nat-eur? What am I meant to use this for ffs?! Is this thing recording?
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  • vizviz Frets: 10780
    frankus said:


    ... I ... I didn't cry though.

    Pmsl - you're on a roll today!
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • McTootMcToot Frets: 2043
    Just had my home made pea and ham soup. I'll report back...

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder


    My trading feedback  - I'm a good egg  ;) 

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  • TravisthedogTravisthedog Frets: 1849
    Your all fucking nuts
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13578
    Travisthedog said:
    Your all fucking nuts
    make yer wee smell of acorns
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    That finally explains 'the squirrel incident' we had in at A+E.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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