Remove/add one letter- new song title game.

octatonic

The game is to remove or add one letter from a known song to get a new, ideally humorous, song title.

Ok, you can change a letter too.

To kick us off:

Wish you were her.

Feel like making glove.

RocknRollDave

Can we have a mash-up of Another Pr*ck in The Wall and Portishead's Glory Bog?

RocknRollDave

or ACDC's factually inaccurate "Hull Ain't A Bad Place To Be"

octatonic

Ha.

octatonic

We are the champignons. 

(Ok I added 2 words- shoot me).

RocknRollDave

If 2 letters are allowed, I can have

Clown In the Tubestation At Midnight and

Whistle While You Twerk

Fazer

rock around the cock
beat the cock
sitting on the cock of the bay
hickory dickory cock

Fazer

shit me baby, one more time

Phil_aka_Pip

shit me with your rhythm stick
you've got a fiend
Octopussy's garden
honey makes the world go round

Monkeybone

Monet - Pink Floyd like art...

mike_l

Comfortably dumb

Highway to Hull

The road to Shell

Brothers in farms (ok nicked from elsewhere)

 

strumjoughlamps

ass(how low can you go)

IanSavage

Humping Jack Flash

Killer Queer

Anything For Love (But I Won't Do Twat)

Shitting on the Dock of the Bay

Phil_aka_Pip

Living poof
Blowing fee

viz

You nearly got me

JAYJO

Gay Tripper

I feel mine

Love me bender

bummer of 69

Cock me Ammadeus

RocknRollDave

Sex Pistols - EMU

Phil_aka_Pip

save all your jisses for me

octatonic

Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight.

octatonic

Satan Doll.

mike_l

Fear of the park

a shit in the dark