Girl steals mixing desk

maltingsaudio

 Prize for best suggestion as to how it stayed there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHx9glrYGiI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Myranda

Kegels

ROOG

She ate magnets before going "shopping"?

Roland

Clenched thighs?  You can see it below her coat hem at 2:08 as she waddles away from the camera

Ianpdq

The new suspenders work well don't they )

strumjoughlamps

the power of suction

IanSavage

I can almost guarantee that that's a shop I used to use in Walsall Stay classy, Walsall...

randomhandclaps

Male to male jack plug.

ICBM

Some fucker nicked a rackmount Trace Elliot bass head from the shop I work in a bit like that. He had a jacket hung over one shoulder and he somehow managed to hold it trapped under his arm and hidden by the jacket without it being obvious he was carrying it. Impressive considering it weighed around 30lbs. Dead casual, it was only when we noticed it was gone and checked the CCTV that we saw how it had been done.

Myranda

I'm telling you, it's kegels and clenching. That woman has a pelvic floor that could shatter a golf ball

ROOG

eek, I nearly passed out then!

Myranda

ICBM said:

Some fucker nicked a rackmount Trace Elliot bass head from the shop I work in a bit like that. He had a jacket hung over one shoulder and he somehow managed to hold it trapped under his arm and hidden by the jacket without it being obvious he was carrying it. Impressive considering it weighed around 30lbs. Dead casual, it was only when we noticed it was gone and checked the CCTV that we saw how it had been done.

I'm impressed.... I'd almost want to shake his hand... what's his encore? A who car in his shorts?

Grunfeld

Myranda said:

I'm telling you, it's kegels and clenching. That woman has a pelvic floor that could shatter a golf ball

I had to google "kegels".  It was nothing to do with "baegels".

maltingsaudio

Grunfeld said:

Myranda said:

I'm telling you, it's kegels and clenching. That woman has a pelvic floor that could shatter a golf ball

I had to google "kegels".  .

Me too! Gave Myranda a wisdom and a Lol for that comment

redrighthand

I guess that's a literally a case of snatch and grab.

axisus

Off the cuff I'd say she took it by the scruff with her tough muff to pull the bluff

Bellycaster

Velcro ?

johnnyurq

Snapping pussy.