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RockerRocker Frets: 5045
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a really sharp knife for preparing veggies for dinner.

What is yours?
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    Is having a whole crap without being disturbed by one of the kids.
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • BogwhoppitBogwhoppit Frets: 2754
    Oven Gloves.


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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 34026
    Asphixi-wank, thinking about your gran!
    James Richmond
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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    Home made ham/gammon/ton of veg incl' sprouts broth and crusty bread with butter for the weeks of shite weather that is about to befall us.

    And alcohol in me shed.
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    I agree on the really sharp knife bit...

    But I'd add some darkness and all-who-oppose-me
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  • Hertz32Hertz32 Frets: 2248
    The shutter release of a beautifully made dSLR or Compact System camera.

    'Awibble'
    Vintage v400mh mahogany topped dreadnought acoustic FS - £100 
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  • randomhandclapsrandomhandclaps Frets: 20521
    octatonic said:
    Asphixi-wank
    Is that a JML product?
    My muse is not a horse and art is not a race.
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    randomhandclaps said:
    octatonic said:
    Asphixi-wank
    Is that a JML product?
    It's how Ninjas get rid of a David Carradine (allegedly) 
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5883

    A Cigar called Hamlet.

     

     

    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • bluechargeboybluechargeboy Frets: 1906
    edited November 2013
    Putting on any item of clothing straight off the radiator.
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 34026
    bluechargeboy said:
    Putting on any item of clothing straight off the radiator.
    Including a condom?
    Is a condom technically an item of clothing?
    James Richmond
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    a warm gun
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • bluechargeboybluechargeboy Frets: 1906
    octatonic said:
    bluechargeboy said:
    Putting on any item of clothing straight off the radiator.
    Including a condom?
    Is a condom technically an item of clothing?
    When you open a condom you tend to want it right away, rather than wait for it heat up on the rad. I think a quick blast in the microwave would be better.
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • WYNIR0WYNIR0 Frets: 382
    Standing / sitting atop a hill enjoying the view whilst eating chocolate 
    monquixote said:
    I agree with WYNIRO much as personally I think he is a total cock.


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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17137
    Living in Margate.



    Sorry, I meant Miami. Easy mistake to make, they both begin with M


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  • JetfireJetfire Frets: 1703
    The cake my wige baked for me when I got in from a 12 hour over time shift on a saturday..
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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    Jetfire;87414" said:
    The cake my wige baked for me when I got in from a 12 hour over time shift on a saturday..
    Does she like being referred to as a wige? ;)
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    bluechargeboy;87369" said:
    Putting on any item of clothing straight off the radiator.

    What, without ironing? That's highly casual matey.
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • johnnyurqjohnnyurq Frets: 1368
    A dish best served often and in double portions.
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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    johnnyurq;87422" said:
    A dish best served often and in double portions.


    Well said that man.
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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