Staying spoiler-free after Star Wars opening night?

TimmyO

It occurs to me this is the first big film opening that I care about that takes place in a world lived partly on the spoiler-land known as social media.

Might have to live in a cave for a bit

mike_l

Spoilers

Some spaceships.

Lasers.

People running around.

Sums it up.

mike_l

Dammit forgot

big 'plosions.

There, spoilers all done.

TimmyO

I find your lack of excitement disturbing

randomhandclaps

I've already got my bag packed and a space on the moors picked out to pitch my tent.  Just got to wait until midnight on the 16th to burn my sim card.

Fretwired

mike_l said:

Spoilers

Some spaceships.

Lasers.

People running around.

Sums it up.

Great review ... I won't bother going to see it. I hate Star Wars .. the first film was so lame and was simply a rip off of a dozen or so other films (later admitted by Lucas).

TimmyO

Other movies (and indeed threads) are available

monofin

Was given 4 tickets to the premiere last week. Became very popular at work when I asked who wanted them.....really can't see the attraction

cj73

mike_l said:

Spoilers

Some spaceships.

Lasers.

People running around.

Sums it up.

You missed lens flare

Moss

cj73;895056" said:

mike_l said:

SpoilersSome spaceships.Lasers.People running around.









Sums it up.





You missed lens flare

This isn't Transformers...

TimmyO

Yes Mr Abrams went a bit bonkers with the lens flare on Star Trek

stickyfiddle

I'm booking thursday tickets this evening. I promise not to facebook-spoiler you

chillidoggy

The good guys always win in American films, so that should give a bit of a clue.

mike_l

TimmyO said:

I find your lack of excitement disturbing

Seen the original trilogy, really couldn't give a flying monkey fuck in a high wind about the others.

TimmyO

mike_l said:

TimmyO said:

I find your lack of excitement disturbing

Seen the original trilogy, really couldn't give a flying monkey fuck in a high wind about the others.

I heard some music once. It was great. Don't need to listen to any more. 

axisus

The original film was ace, the rest are dog poop. The most overrated films in the galaxy. I am avoiding spoilers as they will waste precious seconds of my life.

hugbot

Get someone to bombard youself with fake spoilers till even if you heard a real one you wouldnt know it. Luke dies. Leas a sith. Han finally kisses chewbacca ect.

TimmyO

hugbot said:

Get someone to bombard youself with fake spoilers till even if you heard a real one you wouldnt know it. Luke dies. Leas a sith. Han finally kisses chewbacca ect.

haha, like it

Guitar_Slinger

Harry Potter killed Voldemort. And then died.

There, that saved anyone having to waste half their Christmas break watching ITV3.

Fretwired

Spoiler alert .. this is why JJ Abrams is on board ...

Hootsmon

"Darth Vader's no yer Da.........he's yer sister"