So when are we doing this Fretboard Nude Charity Calendar then?

frankus

holnrew said:

maltingsaudio said:

Eh can I refer you to this http://www.legendsofsomerset.co.uk/ actually my fault and some guitar content!

I've had that apples girl in my house.

When she was 5.

paedo!

Drew_TNBD

I'll take photos when I receive Jim's rimjob. He can be miss January.

Fretwired

I'll take April .. the heavy rocker .. :-)

IanSavage

Count me in, I'll whap it out at the drop of a hat.

 

People tend not to wear hats around me.

johnnyurq

Drew_fx;99257" said:

I'll take photos when I receive Jim's rimjob. He can be miss January.

I reckon if he honours the rimjob he will miss the whole of January.


Reminds me of the old joke.

Guy runs into his local bar and asks for 8 double whiskies sharpish then hammers them down his throat almost gargling with them.

So the barman say your in a hurry to get pissed to which he says no mate first blowjob,,,,so the barman says oh so celebrating are we?

The dude says no guv trying to get rid of the fucking awful taste.

axisus

I'm in, but I need to photoshop my penis bigger as I'd hate everyone to know I have such a minnow.

Hmnnnn, should have put more thought into that ....

RocknRollDave

Bezzer

IanSavage said:

Count me in, I'll whap it out at the drop of a hat.

 

People tend not to wear hats around me.

And some of us wear ill fitting hats deliberately.

I'll use this guitar for October

 

Pyroman

  To the OP:

  You now owe me a new laptop computer, plus the cost of the breakfast I just chundered all over it.

  Thanks for that totally unnecessary mental image you've stuck me with...

holnrew

Pyroman said:

  To the OP:

  You now owe me a new laptop computer, plus the cost of the breakfast I just chundered all over it.

  Thanks for that totally unnecessary mental image you've stuck me with...

Everybody loves the cock, don't deny yourself the pleasure.