The First Anniversary (Second time around)

mike_l

There's you problem Chilli, you're not supposed to shit in the toaster.

breakstuff

Chilli,you should buy a new one.

Maybe start a thread on here asking for advice?

It's a long shot,I know.

Handsome_Chris

Maybe @Chillidoggy is the Micheal MacIntyre of TFB. We all know he has the spenny to buy a Dualit Custom Shop four slice toaster, with Floyd Rose bun warmer pro; however, for comedy effect buys a cheap one, just like the proles.

chillidoggy

I'd be better off getting Emp to design and make me a new toaster.

Handsome_Chris

Why don't you just admit to not liking toast and get it over and done with?! :P

chillidoggy

I love toast. I just don't like the new toaster. What's required is for someone to design a four-slice, long-slot job, which is long enough, and deep enough to accommodate four slices of British Standard Warbo's Toastie bread. That's it.

How hard can it be, FFS.

Handsome_Chris

Well, very, I'd say: especially if you won't pay more than £10 down Argos for one.

In other news: I this Christmas I had an egg cooker bestowed upon me.

chillidoggy

You got married?

Handsome_Chris

Woah! Stand down, soldier. First Emp to make you a toaster, and me, married!

I shall never be unfaithful to my guitars again.

chillidoggy

Sorry, I thought when you said you'd had an egg cooker bestowed on you it was a euphemism!