Make a million £

Phil_aka_Pip

1. Start with £2m
2. Spend a short time in the music business

... you'll have your £1m soon after

Evilmags

Get a tardis and buy London property in 1979 ish. The prices now means that an affordable townhouse in 1979 will now sell to a rich southern European for 1,5 easily. People pay more than a million to live in hackney ffs.

frankus

buy a 3.5million cigarettes, put ten of them on an ants back - sell each cigarette for 5p each.

each time you sell a cigarette the ant becomes a cigarette lighter - which you can sell for £1 for three.

Evilmags

Shag SamCam and sell the story to the sun.

OilCityPickups

VimFuego said:

I heard recently of a fool proof scheme to make a million from horse breeding. Only catch is it requires start up funds of 2 million.

Horses are the way to lose fortunes ... I have two and I'm poor

holnrew

TheGuitarWeasel said:

VimFuego said:

I heard recently of a fool proof scheme to make a million from horse breeding. Only catch is it requires start up funds of 2 million.

Horses are the way to lose fortunes ... I have two and I'm poor

I think the hay budget alone would bankrupt most people.