Holnrew needs a Gary.

octatonic

Is anyone on the forum named Gary?

It has come to my attention that @Holnrew has no Gary in his life.

I have several Gary's.

I cannot gift a Gary to Holn because apparently you can't Gary some one up in this manner.

He needs to be Garried within an inch of his life.

Can anyone help?

littlegreenman

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Me!

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Well, that was a waste of time.  Roll on new site, which might actually wwork!

octatonic

For real?

Are you a Gary?

PC_Dave

I've ordered a Ford Focus RS as my next car, apparently I must change my name to Gary by default because of this. Does that count?

mgaw

i know a Gary who might be interested....hes small so doesnt eat much, house trained and up to date with his shots.  Shall i let him know that someone is looking for a "Gary"

octatonic

Yes, the more Gary's the better.

I'm going to Gary him up good and proper.

breakstuff

Meow!!

Bellycaster

Gary!

Not that I have a clue what this thread is about.

DiscoStu

Gary!

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It was a picture of a certain disgraced '70s glam rock star.

mgaw

Gary is well up for it...does he need some lube?

Guitar_Slinger

He probably meant Garage - bloody autocorrect! I bet he's still on the A6 with his hazards on, wondering where the fuck we are.

Hope they're not his famous last words.

Alnico

DiscoStu said:

Gary!

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That's Thorpy isn't it ?

Sarge

At weekends my name is Mandy, but I can be Gary for a small fee, does this help?
holnrew is also in my town...

jonnyburgo

I had a Gary at college in 1988 he had a moustache and flick haircut, drove a fiesta with "gaz" in fancy letter stickers on the door. He had a pregnant missus called Sandra. He used to sharpen coins in the workshop in preparation for Saturday's united match. He said I was a "gay bastard" because I liked indie music and didn't follow football. He had the cassette single of Big Funs cover of "blame it on he boogie" in his car and used to blast it out as he left the car park whilst I listened to my faggy indie stuff. God I hated that Gary.

chillidoggy

Did he tuck his jumper into his strides?

breakstuff

I used to work with a Gary who upon appearing in an amazingly half mast pair of trousers one afternoon,went on to explain how he'd broken wind and devastatingly followed through destroying his previously worn pair of strides.He'd had to sneak home and change into the only other pair of trousers he could find,which appeared to belong to his twelve year old son.

Ah,good times.