Just had a weird trip to the shops.
I need to tell you what I was wearing, because it seems that wearing, biker boots, black jeans and a Belstaff jacket (was on the bike) is too close to the Co-op employees uniform of black trousers and a black zip-up sweater for people to be able to tell the difference.
I was getting my bits and pieces, somewhat distracted by the task at hand and a woman walked up to me and said "Where are your eggs?", fairly rudely I might add.
I thought she was talking to the person behind me, who was not working there but look at egg-lady and she was looking right at me, clearly thinking I was an employee.
Because there was a delay in me responding while I was working it out she rather aggressively repeated her request with one word.
"EGGS!" she repeated, louder this time, as though she was talking to a simpleton.
At that point a small woman with a name badge walked over to see what was happening.
By this time I was able to respond with "Oh, do you think I work here?" to egg-woman.
Rather than apologise she just wordlessly stormed off to wander the aisles, no doubt on her egg quest.
The Co-op employee apologised for egg-woman, which I said was unnecessary but enquired if that was how people speak to her on a daily basis.
She didn't respond but she did not need to.
(I must remember to be extra nice to people who work in shops- what a thankless job.)
So I wandered a bit more and another person, this time a bloke, said 'Where is the hummus?' in my direction.
By this time I was wise to it and I responded with "I'm sorry sir, but Co-op has decided that you are all too fat and we've stopped selling hummus until you all lose some weight' and turned on my heel.
He was spluttering at me until I said loudly "I DON"T WORK HERE".
The employee who apologised earlier was working at the till when I was there, and Egg lady was a couple of people behind me.
We chatted while she rung things up for me and throwing egg-woman a quick look I bid the employee farewell with 'Have an Eggcellent Day'.
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I think she'd noticed your tight trousers and was just wondering why she couldn't see 'em.
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And I'll get that " excuse me.......... Where's the orange juice???"
Unbelievable.
I worked for the Co-Op years ago. It was before scanners, so we'd often get called for a price check.
The answer was ALWAYS 59p, whatever the item was. Pack of chewing gum? 59p. Bag od spuds? 59p. Leg of lamb? 59p. I swear that some people cottoned on and started removing the price from certain things to get a bargain.
I also used to go round and collect the special offer trolleys so I could put them back and pocket the £1 coins that we took out of the till every morning to get them out.
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I've done this a few times to people. The awkwardness can be comical after the fact.
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How rude of that lady not to apologise!
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