Made me larf

Bucket

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axisus

I don't get it

HAL9000

axisus said:

I don't get it

Sound check... One Two, testing. One, two

As in how many roadies does it take to change a light bulb?

One. One, two, One, two.

slacker

How many drummers to change a lightbulb?

None, we have a machine to do that.

slacker

How many guitarists to change a light bulb?

50, 1 to change it and 49 to say they could do it better.

slacker

How many bassists?

1 but he changed it before it blew cos his timing was off.

merlin

I realised some years ago that all sound engineers are called Dave. Except that it's not their name, it's their qualification. They qualify with a Diploma in Advance Volume Engineering (D.A.V.E.) and they all pass with a 1.2.1.2.

Nitefly

How many actors?

Five - 1 to do it, and 4 to say "Dahling, I thought you were MAHvellous"...

thomasross20

Haha great

blobb

How many Spanish people?

...
...

Juan.

Paul_C

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis

I mean ladder!

ennspek

Paladins. A full group. One to change the bulb, five to uphold the light.

Sporky

How many structural engineers?

Three. One to change the bulb, two to ensure an adequate margin of safety.

10thumbs

How many folk singers .

Twelve .. .....one to change the bulb , and eleven to sing about how much they miss the old one.

HAL9000

How many Norse gods? 

Thor

snakemanStoo

How many mice can screw in a lightbulb?

2, but it's getting them in there that's the trick