The Fretboard BoJo Limerick comp

Gassage

ok...do your worst....

mine...

Ode to Boris:

There was a young boy called Boris

Who craved a vaginal forest

His sex-change was a stunt

But it created a cunt

Who signs his name simply as Doris.

edenfield99

I'll play...

There is now a new foreign minister

Whose appointment seems quite sinister

His diplomacy skills

Are worse than Prince Phil's

Is it a plan to make the UK more insular?

impmann

Boris is just such a chump
He takes the sting out of Trump
He talks from his arse
Like an unfunny farce
Just who elected this lump?

Dopesick

He thought he was a political trend setter
The more bloopers and gaffes he thought, 'the better!'
The public saw through it
That his opinions aren't worth shit
He has the mind of a childish bed wetter

Myranda

There was a man named Boris 
Who looked like a slow loris 
He got us all to Brexit 
Then he just legged it
And yet still wound up in office 

holnrew

There once was a man with blond hair
Who didn't seem to be all there
But beneath his great mop
Was no mind of a fop
But ambitions of causing nightmares 

Heartfeltdawn

His career has been pockmarked with sleaze
From affairs to Scousers to Leave
He will now journey abroad
On a government accord
To flog/promote* our country to the Chinese.

*delete as applicable

SteveRobinson

mudslide73

There was a young man called Bonamassa
Who went for some lunch in Mombassa
His tone turned all bratty
When given a chapati
As it turned out he'd ordered the pasta


Oh, you mean BoJo

Gassage

There once was a bully called Boris.
Cunt.

xSkarloey

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eSully

There once was a Tory named Boris
Who claimed brexit was the best thing for us
his lies were a sin
He looked shocked with the win
The man should be strung up by his bollocks

preston61

There once was a man they called BoJo
Who's face was created for Radio
He was quick to retreat
When he conned us to leave
I hope they find him face down dead in Soho

marantz1300

SteveRobinson said:

Fantastic.

The picture of Dorian Gray.