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Reclaim the remote and waterborne the little fucker regardless.
For all we know, your daughter has good reason for not letting you have it!
no legitimate reason, plus I am The Boss.
Yes, most definitely. It just sits around doing nothing, pretty much like it's owner, who clearly can't be bothered to put empty drink bottles and cans in the bin that is all of 18 inches from the end of her bed, or put dirty clothes in the wash bin, some 5 feet outside her bedroom door.
I like the cut of your jib sir. To be honest it was pretty audacious of her to think she could sit in the same room as me without my express permission
When sproglet was 4, I did the sock-puppet thing with my hands in front of her (without the sock), and told her they were geese coming to bite her. Gave her such a neurosis about it that she didn't get over it until she was well into her teens.
Any time she misbehaved...geese. Worked wonders.
My wife was somewhat conflicted; while she didn't approve of scaring children, she wasn't above saying, "Do I have to ask Daddy if the geese are home?" when sproglet was being a brat.
She laughed of course and didn't go... so he picked her up and held her over the toilet...
For years he could get her to stop being naughty by saying he'd flush her away...
http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/61134/sarge/p1