I'm Skint Again .... let's write a song

Just_chillin

I'm Skint Again

Verse 1.
Hey Simon, I come to you as a friend
Had to sign on at the job centre again
Can I have a go at 'X Factor'
Cos I'm skint, but that shouldn't matter

..... over to you

Iamnobody

Come on Cowell - I want to be on TV
I want some of your dosh
Just let millions see me...
And I'll give you a nosh 

RandallFlagg

Chorus (to the tune of Let's Twist Again):

'Oh I'm skint again,
Like I was last summer,
Yeaaah, I'm skint again,
Like I was last year.'

Just_chillin

Tried a job as a night club bouncer

A tough life for a ’15 pounder’

But as you know, beggars can’t be choosers

So it’s either ‘X Factor’, or I’m down with the losers

Axe_meister

I don't feel good I feel so bad,
thank you dad, why did you even come inside.

ftumch

Just gimme a chance
I can't sing, joke or dance
But my brothers got leukaemia
Got the sympathy vote, I'll cream it yeah

Winny_Pooh

The only pounds I've to rub together
Are my lady's thighs when I'm hell for leather
And its all past it's expiry date
My car, my cheese and my tax rebate.

Evilmags

If you won´t sort me then at least do this,
Stop saturating the stations with auto tuned piss
And weepy appearances from Cheryl Cole
If it wasn´t for you she´d be selling her hole

And spare me as well your prema tanned grin
And strategic clothes that make you look thin
Even poor Shazza you had to frustrate her
As you plunged to the depths of the lowest common denominator.

scrumhalf

Let's face it, I'm not even an actor,
No discernible talent, so I suppose X-Factor
Is the perfect place to showcase my art,
With a face like a spaniel and a voice like a fart.

But you can auto-tune me
And make me sound like a diva
At least in the opinion
Of the assembled mouth-breathers

Hootsmon

It's no funny when you've nae money

tra la la la la....heeeeeeeeeee hooo

x24

chorus

yer all a bunch o' yuppie bastirts

bub bub de doo

verse x24 

chorus and fade

Dylan fan

Sambostar

I couldn't go to the pub last night,
because I ran out of funds
 so I had no beer,
so I cut out my left eye and ate it raw
and then decided I wasn't looking so good,
in the mirror
so cut off my right testicle and put it in my empty eye socket
where my eye had been,
yeah, it looks OK
I have money today,
so I'm going down the pub again to regain my sanity

(Napalm Death vocal style)

Hootsmon

right testicle  in

Sambostar said:

I couldn't go to the pub last night,
because I ran out of funds
 so I had no beer,
so I cut out my left eye and ate it raw
and then decided I wasn't looking so good,
in the mirror
so cut off my right testicle and put it in my empty eye socket
where my eye had been,
yeah, it looks OK
I have money today,
so I'm going down the pub again to regain my sanity

(Napalm Death vocal style)

Right testicle in empty eye socket = Cock eyed

Sambostar

Close enough.  lol.