Word play sentences?

roundthebend

One I read recently and really love:
The difference between theory and practise, is great in practise than it is in theory.

Can't believe nobody's said: it's my cock up, your arse!

UnclePsychosis

boogieman said:

She was in the region of 44-22-36. One hell of a region. 

On on the way home I passed a man. "You got a light Mac?" "No but I've got a dark brown overcoat". 

Electric Cheri, bounce off my rocket, tu comprend?

Dopesick

Brian Johnston the legendary cricket commentator: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey'.

HAL9000

I like the palindrome 'A man, a plan, a canal - Panama!'

the_jaffa

Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo. A completely grammatically correct sentence of the same word eight times.

the_jaffa

Also, how do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot

Jimbro66

The difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful contravenes the law of the land

and illegal

is a sick bird

HAL9000

'Twelve plus one' is an anagram of 'Eleven plus two'.

paulnb57

One Mans Fish is another Mans Poisson

strtdv

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

monquixote

the_jaffa said:

Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo. A completely grammatically correct sentence of the same word eight times.

Similarly

Who polices?
Police
But who polices them?
Police police police police
But who polices them?
Police police police police police police 
And so on

Jimbro66

When some-one is striding along in an unnecessary hurry: "Are you training for a race or racing for a train?"

equalsql

An old Mancunian mate of mine with a very thick accent would often proposition girls with the
following phrase (spoken quickly)

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

When they were about to respond harsly he would follow it up with:

 "Particularly nasty weather"
  

Rocker

More to be laughed at than pitied.

PolarityMan

Isnt there a whole forum section about these?

jaytmon

I've just remembered this from my childhood:

11 was a racehorse 
22 was 12
1111 race
22112
 

Jimbro66

My uncle used to say "If you don't pack that up I'll cut off your head and throw it in your face"

Jimbro66

The difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weasily wecognised and a stoat 'stotally different.

jaytmon

I rode past a house yesterday with a sign on the shed saying, "A lad in his cave."

kjdowd

From today's one day international cricket:

c Roy b Wood

or, from a recent Notts scorecard:

c Fletcher b Christian