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He blew his mind out in a car

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  • westwest Frets: 998
    This is the day of the expanding manThat shape is my shade

    There where I used to stand
    It seems like only yesterday
    I gazed through the glass
    At ramblers, wild gamblers
    That's all in the past

    You call me a fool
    You say it's a crazy scheme
    This one's for real
    I already bought the dream
    So useless to ask me why
    Throw a kiss and say goodbye
    I'll make it this time
    I'm ready to cross that fine line

    Learn to work the saxophone
    I play just what I feel
    Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
    And die behind the wheel
    They got a name for the winners in the world
    I want a name when I lose
    They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
    Call me Deacon Blues

    My back to the wall
    A victim of laughing chance
    This is for me
    The essence of true romance
    Sharing the things we know and love
    With those of my kind
    Libations
    Sensations
    That stagger the mind

    I crawl like a viper
    Through these suburban streets
    Make love to these women
    Languid and bittersweet
    I rise when the sun goes down
    Cover every game in town
    A world of my own
    I'll make it my home sweet home

    Learn to work the saxophone
    I play just what I feel
    Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
    And die behind the wheel
    They got a name for the winners in the world
    I want a name when I lose
    They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
    Call me Deacon Blues

    This is the night of the expanding man
    I take one last drag
    As I approach the stand
    I cried when I wrote this song
    Sue me if I play too long
    This brother is free
    I'll be what I want to be

    I learned to work the saxophone
    I play just what I feel
    Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
    And die behind the wheel
    They got a name for the winners in the world
    I want a name when I lose
    They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
    Call me Deacon Blues


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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9811
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

    OK, I know it's not a Roger Waters original but it's a line that fits perfectly.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • CeeBeeCeeBee Frets: 39
    I never thought it would happen
    with me and the girl from Clapham
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  • JezWyndJezWynd Frets: 6155
    sixteen and time to pay off
    I get this job in a piss factory inspecting the pipe...
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  • For phrasing I think the beautiful Mirror ball from the Seldom Seem Kid by Elbow -

    My sorry name
    Has made it to graffiti.
    I was looking for
    Someone to complete me.

    Not anymore, dear,
    Everything has changed.

    When we make the moon our mirror ball
    The street's an empty stage;
    The city sirens, violins.
    Everything has changed.

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  • Or how about the utterly classic debut album statement of intent -

    I can feel the earth begin to move
    I hear my needle hit the groove
    And spiral through another day
    I hear my song begin to say
    Kiss me where the sun don't shine
    The past was yours
    But the future's mine
    You're all out of time

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  • ArchtopDaveArchtopDave Frets: 1372
    edited December 2016
    Jesus died for somebody's sins
     But not mine.
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  • ReverendReverend Frets: 5115
    Riding hells stallions,  bareback and free.
    Taking our chances with raw energy. 

    Black metal.
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  • IvisonGuitarsIvisonGuitars Frets: 6842
    tFB Trader
    It's fun to stay at the... WHY EM SEE AYE!!
    http://www.ivisonguitars.com
    (formerly miserneil)
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  • "Well this world is cruel with its twists and its turns
    But the fire's still in me and the passion it burns
    I love her madly 'til the day I die
    'Til hell freezes over and the rivers run dry..."
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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484


    "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one"


    (The world needs more lines like this today. Can't believe it's been 36 years...)

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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24617
    Chalky said:
    Sometimes I wonder why I spend
    The lonely night dreaming of a song
    The melody haunts my reverie
    And I am once again with you
    I used to sing that with mum.
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter

    Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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  • How's this for a perfect scan:

    Oh darling sugar honey
    When it was nice and sunny
    And when I had some money
    We would go and see Echo And The Bunny
    -Men
    Some folks like water, some folks like wine.
    My feedback thread is here.
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  • Or even:

    Slowly I pick my life up
    Then I go and pick the wife up
    She works at Marks And Spencer's
    La-la-la Lech Walesa's
    Some folks like water, some folks like wine.
    My feedback thread is here.
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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484

    How's this for a perfect scan:

    Oh darling sugar honey
    When it was nice and sunny
    And when I had some money
    We would go and see Echo And The Bunny
    -Men

    +wisdom. Half Man Half Biscuit deserve nothing less!

    (Everybody's Doing the Len Ganley Stance)

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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7913

    Some girl's mothers are bigger
    than other girl's mothers

    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • westwest Frets: 998
    where one relaxes on the axis of the wheel of life,
     to get the feel of life ......
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  • BudgieBudgie Frets: 2112
    I walked with Jesus and He would say
    Oh you poor child, you ain't coming with me, no way
    He found heaven on earth, He's gonna burn for your sins
    But I think I'll be good company down there with all my friends

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  • You can't help my life, but you can hide the knives.
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  • freakboy1610freakboy1610 Frets: 1229
    edited December 2016
    The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met,
    And I knew that to you and into your life I had to get,
    I felt light-headed at the touch of this stranger's hand,
    An assault my defences systematically failed to withstand.

    Link to my trading feedback
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