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FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
> 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
> 2. A will is a dead giveaway.
> 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
> 4. A backward poet writes inverse.
> 5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
> 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
> 7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
> 8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
> 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
> 10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
> 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
> 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
> 13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
> 14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
> 15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
> 16. A calendar's days are numbered.
> 17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
> 18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
> 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
> 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
> 21. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
> 22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
> 23. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen ‘em all.
> 24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
> 25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
> 26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
> 27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
> 28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
> 29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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> 30. And might I add ... It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.
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Your life will improve when you realise it’s better to be alone than chase people who do not really care about you. Saying YES to happiness means learning to say NO to things and people that stress you out.
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I bought a new Ford F 150 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck from an Arizona dealer. Go figure, it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Your life will improve when you realise it’s better to be alone than chase people who do not really care about you. Saying YES to happiness means learning to say NO to things and people that stress you out.
https://www.facebook.com/grahame.pollard.39/
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!