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Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
My wife drinks Horlicks, but I hate the stuff. It’s universally known as Hollicks in our family, my sister in law is from the US and can’t pronounce “whorelicks” for some reason.
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Alberto Frog and his Amazing Animal Band would perform somewhere and Alberto would always be rewarded with a milkshake. The band members would speculate on his choice of flavour until Alberto ended their suspense by saying "Mmmm.... chocolate please".
Interesting that you used that phrase unknowingly!
I reckon he spread his favours pretty evenly between strawberry and chocolate.
I could never understand why the other band members didn't get a milkshake... I hope he paid them better than union rate.
Pub drinks you will never hear asked for at the Pub these days:
Pink Gin
Port and Lemon
Pint of Mild and Bitter
A Mackesons
A Babycham
But who knows, all these things could come back. Gin & Tonic did.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
My mother's cure for all my stomach and cold ailments was egg and milk and brandy - break an egg into a glass of cold milk, stir very well, then add a tablespoon of brandy....................
There's things I've had, there's things I wanna have"
I don't understand the appeal of JD, it tastes foul. Get some decent bourbon instead.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
I'm pretty sure it says on the Benylin bottle that alcohol should be avoided, but that didn't seem to deter her!
She lived to 92. One night after a friend's party she went to bed with some of her favourite medicine and never woke up again. Which seems as good a way to go as any, to me.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein