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Bloke goes to the library and says,
“Have you got that new book about people with small dicks”?
She says "I don’t think it's in yet"
He said “Yeh. That’s the one”
I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fk the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll crap on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
Let's see Crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that.
My Mrs says I'm immature and that we should set aside a day so we can have a good long chat. Like that's gonna happen in the middle of the conker season.