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We Brits love a sharp wit, and nothing pleases us more than a witty put-down. These sometimes occur in song lyrics - does anyone have any favourites?
Here are a couple of starters for ten:
(Sting) You could say I lost my faith in the politicians,
They all look like game-show hosts to me
(Bowie) Take a look at the law man
Beating up the wrong guy . .
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Lennon to McCartney.
As harsh as it was pithy. And it was very harsh....
“There's just one thing
That's getting in the way
When we go up to bed
You're just no good”
But he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you " ....
Feedback
So the song is about him - vain or not. No?
Boy we can't miss
You are golden"
Then you do this
You say this guy is so cool
Snapping his fingers like a fool
One more expensive kiss-off
Who do you think I am ?
Lord I know you're a special friend
But you don't seem to understand
We got heavy rollers
I think you should know
Try again tomorrow
Can't you see they're laughing at me
Get rid off him
I don't care what you do at home
Would you care to explain
Who is the gaucho amigo
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
And your elevator shoes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome
What I tell you
Back down the line
I'll scratch your back
You can scratch mine
No he can't sleep on the floor
What do you think I'm yelling for
I'll drop him near the freeway
Doesn't he have a home
Lord I know you're a special friend
But you refuse to understand
You're a nasty schoolboy
With no place to go
Try again tomorrow
Don't tell me he'll wait in the car
Look at you
Holding hands with the man from Rio
Would you care to explain
Who is the gaucho amigo
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
With the studs that match your eyes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome ...
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Yes, we're being condescending. Yes, that means we're talking down to you.
Pharcyde Yo Mama.
Been uploading old tracks I recorded ages ago and hopefully some new noodles here.
Each man has his price Bob, and yours was pretty low.
it was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use
That means you andy secher at hit parader, circus magazine
Mick wall at kerrang, bob guccione jr. at spin
What you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you! suck my fuckin' dick!
Why don’t you get a job?
Even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry’s got a job
So why don’t you get a job?
Well done
It came as such a surprise
We really didn't know you'd had it in you,
How you did it we can only surmise.
Yes, we're being condescending
Yes, that means we're talking down to you
With all that racket from you lips a-flapping
We assumed you didn't notice
You speak like someone who has never been
Smacked in the fucking mouth
That's OK, we have the remedy
You speak like someone who has never been
Knocked the fuck on out
But we have your remedy