It's the 3rd of October, it's 20°C, it's dry and the skies are blue. This is not normal. This is nothing like any other year I can remember. Something is wrong... The Earth must be drifting off orbit towards the Sun and they're not telling us because they can't do anything to stop it.
I've seen Deep Impact AND The Day the Earth caught fire. I know how this works.
You wait... come Christmas and we're all having Turkey in the garden in the middle of the hosepipe ban, they'll still be trying to blame it on the gulf stream. They can only keep the lies up for do long before some amateur astronomer spots that the planet isn't where it's supposed to be.
The heat might just kill us all before the ebola extinction event.
Mark my words.
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
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I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
Just a note of caution - it will decimate British Gas's profits, causing them to double the price of gas, after which its likely to be freezing for six months....
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
But yes it is unseasonably warm (Carruthers !)
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I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
It's started proper autumn weather here today anyway...
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