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The Leading Political candidates represented as guitars.
1. Nigel Farage:
Burns Bison: Noisy, very British, ugly as sin, heavy handed action, impossible to engage with, difficult to use, unwelcome in Europe, USA thinks they're quaint, best found in a smokey bar, white trim stains easily.
2. Sir Keir Starmer:
Telecaster with Bigsby: Old school, heavy to work with, flip flops between two settings, occasionally goes off pitch, always excusing itself for failings.
3. Sir Ed Davey:
Trussart- absolutely pointless, utterly vexing, but you secretly admire them, find them amusing and know they're a shit load of fun.
4. Rishi Sunak: Chapman ML
Snake oil- totally oversold, promises lots but delivers little, zero support, no accountability, you'd never buy one twice and completely hated by anyone who's worked with one.
5. John Swinney
Gordon Smith: totally overlooked, basic but quite decent.
6. Carla Denyer
Parker Fly- you know they're innovative, super intelligent, absolutely on point on so many things but you'd never be seen dead with one.
7. Suella Braverman
Vigier - objects to shipping by a small boat from France.
8. Richard Tice
Dan Armstrong Plexi: Loads of bite but transparent, thick and useless.
9. Lee Anderson
Steinburger Spirit: Cheap, nasty, pointless and absolutely nothing up top.
10. Boris Johnson
Norlin Les Paul: A complete fraud, hideously overweight, likes pancakes, always looking for a chance for a new pickup and liable to have neck broken by someone at every gig.
11. Jeremy Corbyn
Hendrix Strat: tried to look mainstream at one point, but is, at heart, a lefty.
12. Angela Rayner
Tyler- ugly as sin, unclear branding, but they make a lot of sense when you get to know them.
Burns Bison: Noisy, very British, ugly as sin, heavy handed action, impossible to engage with, difficult to use, unwelcome in Europe, USA thinks they're quaint, best found in a smokey bar, white trim stains easily.
2. Sir Keir Starmer:
Telecaster with Bigsby: Old school, heavy to work with, flip flops between two settings, occasionally goes off pitch, always excusing itself for failings.
3. Sir Ed Davey:
Trussart- absolutely pointless, utterly vexing, but you secretly admire them, find them amusing and know they're a shit load of fun.
4. Rishi Sunak: Chapman ML
Snake oil- totally oversold, promises lots but delivers little, zero support, no accountability, you'd never buy one twice and completely hated by anyone who's worked with one.
5. John Swinney
Gordon Smith: totally overlooked, basic but quite decent.
6. Carla Denyer
Parker Fly- you know they're innovative, super intelligent, absolutely on point on so many things but you'd never be seen dead with one.
7. Suella Braverman
Vigier - objects to shipping by a small boat from France.
8. Richard Tice
Dan Armstrong Plexi: Loads of bite but transparent, thick and useless.
9. Lee Anderson
Steinburger Spirit: Cheap, nasty, pointless and absolutely nothing up top.
10. Boris Johnson
Norlin Les Paul: A complete fraud, hideously overweight, likes pancakes, always looking for a chance for a new pickup and liable to have neck broken by someone at every gig.
11. Jeremy Corbyn
Hendrix Strat: tried to look mainstream at one point, but is, at heart, a lefty.
12. Angela Rayner
Tyler- ugly as sin, unclear branding, but they make a lot of sense when you get to know them.
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*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Fender preCBS Stratocaster
Well, that's absolute classy USA perfection so it's reserved for Barrack Obama only and is excluded from list.
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https://www.justgiving.com/page/pianomatt-1000lights
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Farage is a difficult one, but on reflection I think he'd be a John Cruz Custom Guitar.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Parker Fly is the most impressive guitar I've ever played. No kidding.
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https://www.carverdoug.com/guitars/images/wangcaster.jpg
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.