Childish behaviours

vasselmeyer · November 2014

I like to stop my microwave at 0:01 so I can pretend I've defused a bomb.

Anyone else behave like an 8 year old?

Hootsmon · November 2014

I've fell out with you

Handsome_Chris · November 2014

vasselmeyer said:

I like to stop my microwave at 0:01 so I can pretend I've defused a bomb.

Anyone else behave like an 8 year old?

Don't worry, you are not alone. Loads of people on Facebooks feel exactly the the same as you.

ROOG · November 2014

I do the "talk box" sound effects thing with my electric tooth brush! Ooowwwhhooohaaa

vasselmeyer · November 2014

Handsome_Chris;410626" said:
vasselmeyer said:

Don't worry, you are not alone. Loads of people on Facebooks feel exactly the the same as you.

I don't use Facebook. Am I missing something?

richardhomer · November 2014

I pretend the remote for my telly is a phaser from Star Trek when I turn it on - regardless of whether there's anyone around to witness it.

breakstuff · November 2014

I like watching Dr Who

dindude · November 2014

I skid across the kitchen floor as I fart as if it's propelling me.

Bellycaster · November 2014

Sometimes I pretend I'm a really great Tennis Player by swishing my Guitar all over the place around the room.

ThePrettyDamned · November 2014

I air guitar in the shower.

Like, A LOT.

ICBM · November 2014

I like to post my opinions on internet forums and imagine people pay attention to what I say.

Drew_TNBD · November 2014

I touch my penis.

holnrew · November 2014

I cry when people are mean.

breakstuff · November 2014

I called Mrs B a gaylord the other day.

stimpsonslostson · November 2014

I balance along kerbs/low walls/railings... Climb trees... Leapfrog bollards... My wife asks who's more grown up, me or my three year old daughter.

randomhandclaps · November 2014

ThePrettyDamned said:

I air guitar in the shower.

Like, A LOT.

OK! We believe your clean, stop showing off.

randomhandclaps · November 2014

I can't stop hiding around the house (sometimes for a fair amount of time) and jumping out on the Mrs, the kids, the dogs, the police.... basically anyone.

GuitarMonkey · November 2014

vasselmeyer said:

I like to stop my microwave at 0:01 so I can pretend I've defused a bomb.

I like to stop mine on 0:00 but BEFORE it pings.

Cacofonix · November 2014

My daughter asks me to turn my guitar down so she can hear the telly.

richardhomer · November 2014

Bellycaster;410703" said:
Sometimes I pretend I'm a really great Tennis Player by swishing my Guitar all over the place around the room.

Sometimes I pretend I'm a really great guitar player by leaping round the room playing a tennis racket....

hungrymark · November 2014

I like to flush the bog and time it so that the flush finishes at the exact same time as my wee.

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