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Unable to connect the washing machine to the net..
Bogwhoppit
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Being trying for ages... I've downloaded the app, and all ready to experience fast spin speed whilst sitting 300 miles from home...only to find the Samsung model I bought was not WIFI ready.
I was really looking forward to having a piece of useless technology to justify clean pants 
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"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
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I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd
I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
Samsung is the new Acme in my house and it all connects to the net, I don't think I'm ready for such excitement. I just want to make a telephone call while watching TV in clean y-fronts. I don't want all the devices talking about me behind my back - I'm feeling paranoid
I went to HQ in Seoul last year and they have a big lifestyle store next to the office. There is a full demo home in the shop where absolutely everything is connected to the net. It's quite impressive but pretty pointless. I find the IoT a bit of an overkill, and a scary prospect for people who don't know what they are doing.
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
Bastards.
I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd
And Fret's just given me an evil idea..
A virus that resets you washing machine from delicates to boil wash........
And one which turns your oven to blastfurnace levels.....
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Not unless yer washing machine can cook yer dinner and wank you off.
Give it 5 years.
Isn't this inventing a solution to a problem which doesn't exist?
Cookers would make sense - pre-heating your oven (this isn't a euphemism) before you get home would be good.
May be the 'internet ready bath' which could run you a bath ready for when you get in?
Kettles?
After that, I'm struggling with the concept....
Who said I was joking........
It's too easy to assume you're safe when (as you pointed out) you're open for a (relatively easy) hack (for someone with a little knowledge).
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)