Was due to finish at 2pm today, however the lad I support has just punched, spat at and smashed a cup of tea over the staff members head that was due to do the late/sleep shift, they've gone home shaken and slightly stirred so as Senior of the house I now have to stay here until the morning with said violent individual, then I have to rush home at 6am, get the kids to school for 9am, go to the doctor at 09.20 so he can stick his finger up my arse, then go to a job interview at 11.30. My butthole is going to be a bit grubby as the cycle home is 16 miles and I aint going to have time to give it a clean.
Poor doctor, poor me. Hope the interview goes well though.
"OUR TOSSPOT"
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Sorry to hear all that. Respect to you for doing the shit end work that really matters and best of luck with your interview.
All the best
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Careful though there are obvious H&S implications in doing this....
Good luck!
Lucky poos today dude
Oh wait... was that a poor choice of words?
update required........JB remember an' check yer arse for love bites when you get home.
hope you are well man