Looking for recommendations on a lady for watching movies and Steamy night romp-ing.
Got to be good for a phallus of 7' max. be capable of displaying a genuine smile (so there's no guilt in my mind when degrading her). happy to take 2 "H.D.M.I." inputs at the same time. Some form of decent audio output (either sighs or decent moans of pleasure). 165cm at least. 3D would be a plus - no interest in flat chests.
Negative would be a ginger... Currently I don't swing that way - if I had a ginger I'd need dark glasses and am unclear if that'd ruin my "sexy" license as it were so potentially with a ginger the night could end up costing a lot more than if she wasn't... this might not be an option as I've seen a lot of gingers on the streets this last year.
Want the best quality for less than £500/ night
Comments
Bandcamp
Spotify, Apple et al
I will be happy to take any unwanted gingers.
Can't beat a bit of fire-bush.
go team ginger
Ed Conway & The Unlawful Men - Alt Prog Folk: The FaceBook and The SoundCloud
'Rope Or A Ladder', 'Don't Sing Love Songs', and 'Poke The Frog' albums available now - see FaceBook page for details
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Mrs D is a ginger, and I can confirm she is high maintenance and prone to bursts of extreme anger*
* which apparently are mostly attributed to me
Ed Conway & The Unlawful Men - Alt Prog Folk: The FaceBook and The SoundCloud
'Rope Or A Ladder', 'Don't Sing Love Songs', and 'Poke The Frog' albums available now - see FaceBook page for details
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
I should have suffixed
"and make the most of it"
:-/Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Ed Conway & The Unlawful Men - Alt Prog Folk: The FaceBook and The SoundCloud
'Rope Or A Ladder', 'Don't Sing Love Songs', and 'Poke The Frog' albums available now - see FaceBook page for details
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
(Completely true if you remove the light-racism)