It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.
Thank you for turning off your phone.
If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
talk to him.
If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
You sure it's not in French?
You could be right
This notice can now be found in all French churches:
En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu. Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone. Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone. Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et parle lui. Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.
I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
It couldn't store much .. Eve only had one byte .. these days you can get up to 1TB and God's got in on the act with extra storage in the Cloud. It's cheaper for Christians.
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This notice can now be found in all French churches:
Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.
Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.
Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et
parle lui.
Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.
Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
Morgan Freeman is all powerful.
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Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after youis it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?