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This notice can now be found in all French churches:

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It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.
Thank you for turning off your phone.
If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
talk to him.
If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2905
    GSPBASSES said:
    It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
    On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.
    Thank you for turning off your phone.
    If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
    talk to him.
    If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
    You sure it's not in French?
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  • GSPBASSESGSPBASSES Frets: 1263
    Myranda said:
    GSPBASSES said:
    It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
    On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.
    Thank you for turning off your phone.
    If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
    talk to him.
    If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
    You sure it's not in French?
    You could be right

    This notice can now be found in all French churches:

    En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.
    Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.
    Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.
    Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et
    parle lui.
    Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 12673
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
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  • LegionreturnsLegionreturns Frets: 5940
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    Surely he could sort that out his end? 

    Morgan Freeman is all powerful. 

    My Trading Feedback    |    You Bring The Band

    Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 1975
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 4028
    Kilgore said:
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 20168
    thecolourbox said:

    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    It couldn't store much .. Eve only had one byte .. these days you can get up to 1TB and God's got in on the act with extra storage in the Cloud. It's cheaper for Christians.
    Frexited
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 1975
    thecolourbox said:
    Kilgore said:
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    Tim Cook is the AntiChrist? I have been deceived!
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  • JezWyndJezWynd Frets: 2891
    thecolourbox said:
    Kilgore said:
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    Consider the alternative. Stuck in that garden with Windows 3.1
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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 699
    edited December 2018
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    Surely she could sort that out his end? 

    Alanis Morissette is all powerful. 
    FTFY
    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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