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  • JezWyndJezWynd Frets: 6071
    A dream recorder. Having all that psychedelic stuff recorded to hard drive would be wonderful. 

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  • spark240spark240 Frets: 2084
    An amp with knobs that turn left....for left handed people.


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  • PolarityManPolarityMan Frets: 7288
    Volume control for drums
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  • stratman3142stratman3142 Frets: 2197
    Third party stomp boxes/effects by independent DSP algorithm designers that can be downloaded and hosted in standalone multi fx units. You heard it here first. Perhaps I should patent the idea.

    Er isn't this the same as VST plug ins for DAWs. Actually this is kind of what line6 did with the pod just put AmpFarm in a box/pedal
    I've been rumbled :).

    But I can see a day when independent  custom pedal designers will be doing it in the virtual world. And people will be willing to pay great sums of money for boutique virtual pedals that they can download to a multi fx unit instead of a computer. Or maybe the lines between fx units and computer hosted fx will just get more blurred.
    It's not a competition.
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  • ok......so this is a bit of a tongue in cheek thread......share your wildest inventive ideas with us as if they were really true. 

    A plectrum that you couldn't lose......ever
    Wow.......now that is worth pursuing!
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  • ok......so this is a bit of a tongue in cheek thread......share your wildest inventive ideas with us as if they were really true. 

    A plectrum that you couldn't lose......ever
    Wow.......now that is worth pursuing!
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  • stratman3142stratman3142 Frets: 2197
    I dream of a guitar that can tune itself.

    No wait...that was a nightmare!

    It's not a competition.
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  • vizviz Frets: 10699
    I have invented a solution to enable the straightening of bent tent-pegs. I made a video of the technology in action here:


    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7877
    viz said:
    I have invented a solution to enable the straightening of bent tent-pegs. I made a video of the technology in action here:


    Have you got anything that will remove cow turds for my tent.....from the worlds worst campsite!
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  • DanjiDanji Frets: 225
    The sound bubble! An inflatable plastic soundproof bubble that I can place myself in, or the boy to mute the winge.  Comes complete with a handy carry case.
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  • vizviz Frets: 10699
    TheMarlin said:
    viz said:
    I have invented a solution to enable the straightening of bent tent-pegs. I made a video of the technology in action here:


    Have you got anything that will remove cow turds for my tent.....from the worlds worst campsite!
    :)
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72382
    An acoustic guitar pickup that sounds as good as a cheap microphone.

    Flink_Poyd said:

    A plectrum that you couldn't lose......ever
    I have five of those.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • vizviz Frets: 10699
    edited April 2017
    ICBM said:
    An acoustic guitar pickup that sounds as good as a cheap microphone.

    Flink_Poyd said:

    A plectrum that you couldn't lose......ever
    I used to have five of those.
    Corrected
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72382
    viz said:
    ICBM said:
    Flink_Poyd said:

    A plectrum that you couldn't lose......ever
    I used to have five of those.
    Corrected
    Nope… just checked… my fingernails are still firmly attached.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • vizviz Frets: 10699
    ICBM said:
    viz said:
    ICBM said:
    Flink_Poyd said:

    A plectrum that you couldn't lose......ever
    I used to have five of those.
    Corrected
    Nope… just checked… my fingernails are still firmly attached.
    :) ah yes of course!
    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12347
    A platform that delivers Sky, Amazon Prime, Netflix et al's content for a monthly fee that is lower than the combined cost of subscribing to them all....
    AKA Kodi, which does away with the monthly charge thing.
    "OUR TOSSPOT"
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    octatonic said:
    Refrigerated rubbish bin for hot countries.
    Been done .. it's called a fridge .. :-)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • randellarandella Frets: 4174
    ok......so this is a bit of a tongue in cheek thread......share your wildest inventive ideas with us as if they were really true. 

    A plectrum that you couldn't lose......ever
    Wow.......now that is worth pursuing!
    There isn't a plectrum past or future, on this planet or any other, that I couldn't lose 10 minutes before rehearsal. 
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11304
    Volume control for drums drummers
    ... and vocalists.

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  • RockerRocker Frets: 4985
    A guitar lead that lasts over a year and does not get into a tangled rats nest in the kit box.
    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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