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Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
edited November 2013 in Guitar
This is total arsenips!!!

She has a look of the Springsteens about her.

This Fender Telecaster is unique you will not find one like it in this condition anywhere. she has been persuaded into looking this way with experience, sweat and care, not stamped on and thrown into a room full of les Paul players !!

This is not an original 50's60's70's TELE, but it really looks the part.

I'm sure @Clarky and @Frankus will like it though. :P
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  • drwiddlydrwiddly Frets: 918
    Roadworn? Looks more like a nasty case of dry rot to me.
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  • JookyChapJookyChap Frets: 4234
    drwiddly said:
    Roadworn? Looks more like a nasty case of dry rot to me.
    More roadkill I think.

    Though I hate to say it, but I like the shipwrecked look...

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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72433
    I think that wins the Worst Relic Job Ever prize. There's strong competition I know, but I can't think of any others that have looked so bad you almost can't believe you're looking at a real physical guitar and not at a bad artwork of one.

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  • DeadmanDeadman Frets: 3911
    I noticed it a few days ago and haven't stopped laughing since.
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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/ac233/elastitude/ScreenShot2013-11-17at191028_zps9a837f5d.png

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  • GuitarseGuitarse Frets: 165
    Local tip springs to mind!
    Never ever bloody anything, ever!
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  • JookyChapJookyChap Frets: 4234
    I was trying to place it, but I've just realised it has a Victorian urinal influence (effluence).

    OK, I'm going now

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  • stonevibestonevibe Frets: 7155
    Looks like you would catch something from it.

    An infectious finish.

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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    @Stonevibe, now I think I can catch Gonorrhoea from a guitar.
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  • DulcetJonesDulcetJones Frets: 515
    Looks like they pulled it out of the fire only to drop it in the path of a run away belt sander.  Probably was a nice guitar last year.

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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    Handsome_Chris said:
    @Stonevibe, now I think I can catch Gonorrhoea from a guitar.
    looks more like syphilis..........

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  • WezVWezV Frets: 16726
    JookyChap said:
    Though I hate to say it, but I like the shipwrecked look...
    I am with you.   as relics go its terrible.   but ignore that word and look at it as a prop for a post-apocalyptic Disney film and you can almost see where he was going with it
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  • ThePrettyDamnedThePrettyDamned Frets: 7486
    WezV;84243" said:
    JookyChap said:



    Though I hate to say it, but I like the shipwrecked look...










    I am with you.   as relics go its terrible.   but ignore that word and look at it as a prop for a post-apocalyptic Disney film and you can almost see where he was going with it
    Captain jack sparrow's tele?

    It is a terrible relic, but I can see... Sorta... I mean, it looks like it might have been recovered from the titanic or something. That's the best I can give it.

    I'm out.
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  • thermionicthermionic Frets: 9655
    Oh, I saw that, it was linked in the 1978 Tele in the other thread. It's too easy to make fun of these people who think that "1970s school desk" is a good look. And anybody who refers to an inanimate object as "she" is off my Christmas card list forever.
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  • OilCityPickupsOilCityPickups Frets: 10521
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    I rather like it. Obviously not as a 'relic' but if one was going for the horror/zombie/Pirates of the Caribbean vibe it'd be bonzer
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  • suspiciousmindssuspiciousminds Frets: 393
    Tbh, i like the look of relic/worn guitars - i have a particular craving for a roadworn blonde tele - but thats had way too much done, looks its been soaked.
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  • Antique_GuitarsAntique_Guitars Frets: 1167
    I actually really like it it looks pretty funky and cinematic
    Old Is Gold
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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6906
    What a bag of shite. In fact it looks like someone has taken a shite or two on it.
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7751
    I don't mind relics myself but Jesus Christ, I'd rather eat my own shit than be seen on stage with that. Horrifying.
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • IanSavageIanSavage Frets: 1319
    Inexplicably, I quite like the look of it (as a weird 'prop'-type guitar, not as a 'relic') - but surely it must be plywood for the body to be wearing in 'layers' like that? Which would likely mean it'll sound like shit? 
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