Steven Seagal's guitar collection

Philly_Q

CavemanGrogg said:

March said:

To be fair, Steven Seagal has been Hollywood’s most consistent actor for decades - every single one of his films is awful…

That's not true, he's been in at least 1 half decent film, with Kurt Russel.  Something about airforce 1 being taken over mid flight by naughty people.  It's no a bad watch, Seagal's character is killed off in the first few minutes.

Executive Decision.

CavemanGrogg

Philly_Q said:

CavemanGrogg said:

March said:

To be fair, Steven Seagal has been Hollywood’s most consistent actor for decades - every single one of his films is awful…

That's not true, he's been in at least 1 half decent film, with Kurt Russel.  Something about airforce 1 being taken over mid flight by naughty people.  It's no a bad watch, Seagal's character is killed off in the first few minutes.

Executive Decision.

I was going to call it that, but it was released under different titles depending on location, in Asia, where I was living at the time of it's release, it was released under the title Critical Decision

Fuengi

This short video clears up Steven's heritage:

He's a Mississippi Delta born and raised Italian American Russian Mongol from Vladivostok and Belarus who is "a little bit Asian". 

However, he does not know what colour he is. 

prowla

Well, he's rich and has a load of guitars - no harm in that.

Offset

Fuengi said:

This short video clears up Steven's heritage:

He's a Mississippi Delta born and raised Italian American Russian Mongol from Vladivostok and Belarus who is "a little bit Asian". 

However, he does not know what colour he is. 

The man is a total prick.

EricTheWeary

Fuengi said:

I was, until very recently, unaware of the particular abomination titled:

Steven Seagal feat Lady Saw - Me Want The Punani. 

Well we don’t get much dancehall on here although if anyone was thinking of getting into the genre that’s probably not the place to start. 

I know zilch about Seagal and not much more about Lady Saw but she was an interesting character…
https://youtu.be/o8KDsSHVSnk

euan

Philly_Q said:

CavemanGrogg said:

March said:

To be fair, Steven Seagal has been Hollywood’s most consistent actor for decades - every single one of his films is awful…

That's not true, he's been in at least 1 half decent film, with Kurt Russel.  Something about airforce 1 being taken over mid flight by naughty people.  It's no a bad watch, Seagal's character is killed off in the first few minutes.

Executive Decision.

He originally had a bigger part in the film but was written out because he was sexually inappropriate both verbally and physically with women on the set. They wanted him gone as soon as possible. 

jonnyburgo

Stop dissin Sensei Seagull, not only is he the Henry Kaiser of the blooos, he basically invented fighting as well so unless you want a delayed Ninja death touch or just a good old fashioned decapitation by one inch punch I'd stop now. He might be reading this.

darthed1981

Philly_Q said:

CavemanGrogg said:

March said:

To be fair, Steven Seagal has been Hollywood’s most consistent actor for decades - every single one of his films is awful…

That's not true, he's been in at least 1 half decent film, with Kurt Russel.  Something about airforce 1 being taken over mid flight by naughty people.  It's no a bad watch, Seagal's character is killed off in the first few minutes.

Executive Decision.

Under Siege is a good film as well, which is probably the best film where he is the lead.

Of course his character is the most popular guy on the boat, cant even look like he will lose a fight, pulls a playboy model and the only character who doesn't like him dresses as a woman...

Sassafras

jonnyburgo said:

Stop dissin Sensei Seagull, not only is he the Henry Kaiser of the blooos, he basically invented fighting as well so unless you want a delayed Ninja death touch or just a good old fashioned decapitation by one inch punch I'd stop now. He might be reading this.

He doesn't look like he can read.

Fuengi

Sassafras said:

jonnyburgo said:

Stop dissin Sensei Seagull, not only is he the Henry Kaiser of the blooos, he basically invented fighting as well so unless you want a delayed Ninja death touch or just a good old fashioned decapitation by one inch punch I'd stop now. He might be reading this.

He doesn't look like he can read.

Plato taught him. 

elstoof

bluecat

I had always thought Tommy Lee Jones and Garry Busey played better parts than Seagal,not so wooden.. Seagal always seems so full of himself. I don't like him one bit.

Offset

bluecat said:

I had always thought Tommy Lee Jones and Garry Busey played better parts than Seagal, not so wooden.. Seagal always seems so full of himself shit. I don't like him one bit.

FTFY.

Sassafras

I'm surprised he hasn't gone charging into Ukraine to 'kick some Nazi ass'.
He's obviously not as hard as he'd have us think.

bluecat

I suppose that is more true Offset

gilby

I got the a bit confused with I opened the thread thinking wtf collection have they got ? Silly me

Skipped

Are there any other very famous actors who play guitar.

I am interested to know if they relic their own guitars while they are having a star struck tantrum.

To be fair, I had to stop doing the Fake Arm Wear when Salford Royal Hospital rang me and said it has  been long enough and the fake arm must now be returned to them.

Offset

Skipped said:

Are there any other very famous actors who play guitar.

Depp.  But he may be about to be 'cancelled'.

euan

Keefer Sutherland has released multiple albums and toured with his band.