FB Mods now required

Bridgehouse

Teyeplayer said:

Just discovered @Bridgehouse goes very well to seven nation army, he's like our very own fretboard Corbyn.

I'm working on the beard, but my supply of leather elbow patches and cardigans is quite low...

Teyeplayer

Bridgehouse said:

Teyeplayer said:

Just discovered @Bridgehouse goes very well to seven nation army, he's like our very own fretboard Corbyn.

I'm working on the beard, but my supply of leather elbow patches and cardigans is quite low...

Oxfam will sort you out for that.

Bridgehouse

Teyeplayer said:

Bridgehouse said:

Teyeplayer said:

Just discovered @Bridgehouse goes very well to seven nation army, he's like our very own fretboard Corbyn.

I'm working on the beard, but my supply of leather elbow patches and cardigans is quite low...

Oxfam will sort you out for that.

Our local is a British Heart Foundation - more chinos and tweed...

m_c

I think any potential mod should have to undergo an IQ* and psychoanalysis test, with the results publically available so us mere mortal posters can take the piss decide if they meet our strict criteria, of being knowledgeable and unbiased in their mod'ing duties.

*We may have to lower the standards for @Bridgehouse to be considered, as I suspect those low frequencies he plays at may of killed of a few too many brain cells (not that he had an excess to begin with...). ;-)

Bridgehouse

m_c said:

I think any potential mod should have to undergo an IQ* and psychoanalysis test, with the results publically available so us mere mortal posters can take the piss decide if they meet our strict criteria, of being knowledgeable and unbiased in their mod'ing duties.

*We may have to lower the standards for @Bridgehouse to be considered, as I suspect those low frequencies he plays at may of killed of a few too many brain cells (not that he had an excess to begin with...). ;-)

Can you say that in words of one syllable?

m_c

Bridgehouse said:

m_c said:

I think any potential mod should have to undergo an IQ* and psychoanalysis test, with the results publically available so us mere mortal posters can take the piss decide if they meet our strict criteria, of being knowledgeable and unbiased in their mod'ing duties.

*We may have to lower the standards for @Bridgehouse to be considered, as I suspect those low frequencies he plays at may of killed of a few too many brain cells (not that he had an excess to begin with...). ;-)

Can you say that in words of one syllable?

Just answer yes to every question, and you'll be fine.

Roland

 Bridgehouse. The new Boaty McBoatface

Bridgehouse

Roland said:

 Bridgehouse. The new Boaty McBoatface

Bridgy McBridgeFace?

thomasross20

Bridgehouse said:

ffs...

Oh, I should have done this in the actual thread, sorry..  

GSPBASSES

Yes @Bridgehouse is the man for the job. I've disqualified myself as the first job I would do as a moderator would be to put all the members who do not believe in tone woods on the naughty step for a week.

Bridgehouse

GSPBASSES said:

Yes @Bridgehouse is the man for the job. I've disqualified myself as the first job I would do as a moderator would be to put all the members who do not believe in tone woods on the naughty step for a week.

Only a week? Lightweight...

Teyeplayer

Bridgehouse said:

GSPBASSES said:

Yes @Bridgehouse is the man for the job. I've disqualified myself as the first job I would do as a moderator would be to put all the members who do not believe in tone woods on the naughty step for a week.

Only a week? Lightweight...

And it is moments like this where he proves himself...you saw it here fretboarders.

Bridgehouse

Teyeplayer said:

Bridgehouse said:

GSPBASSES said:

Yes @Bridgehouse is the man for the job. I've disqualified myself as the first job I would do as a moderator would be to put all the members who do not believe in tone woods on the naughty step for a week.

Only a week? Lightweight...

And it is moments like this where he proves himself...you saw it here fretboarders.

Just wait till the fretboard conference when I deliver my keynote.

Brighton is a bit passé these days tho. How about Nuremberg?

m_c

Bridgehouse said:

GSPBASSES said:

Yes @Bridgehouse is the man for the job. I've disqualified myself as the first job I would do as a moderator would be to put all the members who do not believe in tone woods on the naughty step for a week.

Only a week? Lightweight...

I thought heavyweight was better for tone?

Bridgehouse

m_c said:

Bridgehouse said:

GSPBASSES said:

Yes @Bridgehouse is the man for the job. I've disqualified myself as the first job I would do as a moderator would be to put all the members who do not believe in tone woods on the naughty step for a week.

Only a week? Lightweight...

I thought heavyweight was better for tone?

Best Tele I ever played for tone was (ironically) a @GSPBASSES Obeche Tele - which was super light. Really rich and complex tonally tho.

My God, that was a bit on-topic for me.

GSPBASSES

Obeche is a bit of an anomaly, in that it's super light very soft, so when you tap it you would expect it to be very dull, were in fact rings like a bell. I found that telecaster's and  Stratocaster's made from it sounds great with a full range of tones. The best way to describe the sound of guitars I've made with Obeche is that they very musical. Now I know that's a strange way of describing a musical instrument, but that's the best way I can describe it. If you've ever had a Earvana nut fitted to a guitar you know what I mean.

    Sorry wrong post!

Bridgehouse

GSPBASSES said:

Obeche is a bit of an anomaly, in that it's super light very soft, so when you tap it you would expect it to be very dull, were in fact rings like a bell. I found that telecaster's and  Stratocaster's made from it sounds great with a full range of tones. The best way to describe the sound of guitars I've made with Obeche is that they very musical. Now I know that's a strange way of describing a musical instrument, but that's the best way I can describe it. If you've ever had a Earvana nut fitted to a guitar you know what I mean.

    Sorry wrong post!

Got to say, if I wanted a lightweight but resonant guitar I'd go Obeche.

And I totally get what you mean by "musical"

axisus

I might consider it. What's the pay like?

Legionreturns

In keeping with the rest of the world, who now elect forward thinking, progressives with a keen interest in science and discovery, I vote @siraxeman ;

Bridgehouse

Legionreturns said:

In keeping with the rest of the world, who now elect forward thinking, progressives with a keen interest in science and discovery, I vote @siraxeman ;

www.theflatboard.co.uk?