In hospital...

poopot

... bored and miserable!.

cheer me up peeps!

slacker

Been there. 

1 Learn all of the nurses names on all of the shifts. When others shout out nurse, you can shout out Annabelle or whatever, and get seen to first. Plus they talk you you. And it's nice to interact with people and it keeps the brain going. 

2 Google Russian car crashes. 





Unless you are in a Russian hospital post car crash. 



3 Chocolate. 
4 Candy Crush

Phil_aka_Pip

Cin up mate! Hope it's only temporary.

If there's a hospital radio try some DJ baiting. Ask for some obscure request while implying that he ought to know of it if he's any good as a DJ.

Alnico

Click HERE.

Get well soon.

poopot

slacker said:

Been there. 

1 Learn all of the nurses names on all of the shifts. When others shout out nurse, you can shout out Annabelle or whatever, and get seen to first.

I’m being looked after by a nurse who’s name is... “Isis”... if she starts ticking I’m wheeling myself out of here!

Alnico said:

Click HERE.

Get well soon.

That’ll have to wait till I’m out... blocked by the hospital WiFi!!!!

Alnico

^That is very annoying.

Google the name of your favourite arcade game and put the word "Flash" after it you might find one that works, although it might be the flash player that's being blocked, I'm not computer-y enough to know.

Roland

Are you well enough to get out of bed? I used to walk the corridors, dragging my drip stand, and visit Costa.

Reading needed too much concentration, but I also learned to do Sudoku and Killer Sudoku.

poopot

Roland said:

Are you well enough to get out of bed? I used to walk the corridors, dragging my drip stand, and visit Costa.

Already been bollocked for going walkabout with the drip!...

Hootsmon

 

DrCornelius

Radio 4 unless there is football on, then it’s Radio 5

poopot

DrCornelius said:

Radio 4 unless there is football on, then it’s Radio 5

I’ve unplugged the bloke in the next bed and am watching Netflix on the iPad...

57Deluxe

poopot said:

... bored and miserable!.

cheer me up peeps!

Three times more people dying from flu in UK than last winter

Death toll from virus hits 155, with 35 people dying last week alone

DiscoStu

When I was in the hospital I was either on the old music radar forum or watching dvds. I got the first couple of seasons of Mad Men in.

The late night tea and toast trolley was good though.

cruxiform

Oh no! Hope it’s not too serious. Manhunter’s good on Netflix...

tone1

As the youth of today say ‘Netflix n Chill’ or is that something different? Get well soon 

DrCornelius

tone1 said:

As the youth of today say ‘Netflix n Chill’ or is that something different? Get well soon 

Yes to stave off late night loneliness maybe ask the tea and toast lady if she would like to Netflix and chill with you one evening (as you’ve got it set up)

CHRISB50

Have a laugh on me...



Get well soon!

Kebabkid

poopot said:

Already been bollocked for going walkabout with the drip!...


Find someone more interesting on the ward to go walking with

Get well soon. Ironically, I'm in hospital as I write this but visiting my mum.

poopot

Well that was short and sweet!...

been discharged... for over a year now I have been trying to take insulin to control my blood glucose... I’ve tried practically every type on the market. It’s had cockall effect on my BG and sees me crippled with pain.

i was in for the weekend to have Intravenous insulin... I guess to see 1) if it works 2) show the doctors im not telling fibs...

lasted exactly 6 hours on the drip before the pain was intolerable and the medical team called off their little experiment... and no, the insulin had no effect on my BG, infact it went up!

so, I’m off home to contemplate the fact that I am allergic to the one drug needed to keep me alive!...

boogieman

poopot said:

Well that was short and sweet!...

been discharged... for over a year now I have been trying to take insulin to control my blood glucose... I’ve tried practically every type on the market. It’s had cockall effect on my BG and sees me crippled with pain.

i was in for the weekend to have Intravenous insulin... I guess to see 1) if it works 2) show the doctors im not telling fibs...

lasted exactly 6 hours on the drip before the pain was intolerable and the medical team called off their little experiment... and no, the insulin had no effect on my BG, infact it went up!

so, I’m off home to contemplate the fact that I am allergic to the one drug needed to keep me alive!...

And there’s me thinking you were in for that penis reduction. 

(All joking aside, I hope things work out for you, that all sounds pretty scary to me  )

pintspiller

There was me thinking you were in for that sexual realignment!

Still, can't be easy that blood-sugar thing. The wife harps on about me eating that much shite I could get Type 2, but I still each shite.