Calling Decker

mike_l

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225

 

As forum insider on these things, what's Carol's take?

Col_Decker

Depends if they take it up the wrong 'un or not. But either way this forum user says its got to be better than that old sock under the bed.

mike_l

Do you change your sock regularly, or is it now rigid?

bertie

what do you want us to call him ?

chillidoggy

More importantly, will a robot ever want to have sex with Decker?

mike_l

bertie said:

what do you want us to call him ?

He likes Cheryl on weekends.

mike_l

chillidoggy said:

More importantly, will a robot ever want to have sex with Decker?

Not unless the circuitry has had a voltage spike...........
:-S

DiscoStu

chillidoggy said:

More importantly, will a robot ever want to have sex with Decker?

That may come down to is Decker a replicant?

mike_l

DiscoStu said:

chillidoggy said:

More importantly, will a robot ever want to have sex with Decker?

That may come down to is Decker a replicant?

Is "replicant" another word for "deviant"?

chillidoggy

There's ugly rumours abound about him shagging a VW camper tailpipe. Vorsprung Dick Technique.

mike_l

Is that the tailpipe which fell off? probably with Deckeritis?

VimFuego

the robot in the pic in the link looked utterly ridiculous.

There's no way a bird as fit as her would want to have sex with that.

Emp_Fab

You know we've all been born in the wrong century don't you.  In a hundred years time, when everyone on this forum is nothing but a pile of ash / earth covered skeleton, they will have sex robots - indistinguishable from the real thing, incredibly gorgeous and mind-blowingly good in bed.  I'm not joking - there will be a massive market for this kind of robotics and it will happen.

...but only for the lucky bastards who inhabit the Earth long after we're all dead.

chillidoggy

You and I need to have a long talk, Emp. Before your committal.

mike_l

Chilli, after he's been committed he'll be able to have visitors. So far you're the only one. |)

chillidoggy

It's a long way from Margate to Broadmoor, but I think he might almost be worth it.

mike_l

I'll donate £2-50 towards petrol for you. It'll be nice for him to have a visitor.

chillidoggy

Any chance you could put a food parcel together, too? Don't for fuck's sake put a file in the cake, though. He'll probably only injure himself.

Lixarto

Six pack of Pot Noodle?

chillidoggy

I'm guessing lamb will be on the menu.

mike_l

I haven't seen Lamb Pot Noodle, are they less shit than the other Pot Noodles?