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Technical ability - 5
Fashion - 5
Sound - 5
Listenability - 5
Stagemanship- 5
Enthusiasm - 100
Fashion Sense - Too drunk to care.
Substance abuse - Professional
Ability to sound drunk when sober - 100
Ability to play well when drunk - 100
Face like a blind cobblers thumb - Yes
Bonkers factor - Mad as a box of frogs.
^ it's a bit of an unfair dig to be honest, the guy has been sober for quite a few years now, but boy was he ever entertaining when drunk and/or high!
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
Ability to influence - 90
Ability to re-use a riff - 75
Quack like a duck - 0
Walk like a duck - 100
Getting money from the promoter - 100
Wielding a mean pair of hair scissors - 65
Judging the age of girls - 10
Chappers
Two-handed tapping on a Gretsch: 70
Ability to irritate with the word 'Greetings': 150
Synical change of musical genre: 85
Unfathomable career in guitars: 95
Jealousy from Fretboard members: 90
Decent songs: One
Perm rating - 100
Expenditure on Elastoplast tape - £massive
Ability to sound like Peter Green/Gary Moore - 0
Gullibility rating when Korina is involved - still being explored
Chords - 4
Making guitar cool again - 100
Angst - 100
Song writing - 100
Drugs - certainly
Influencing a generation - you know it
Ability to deal with fame - absolute zero
Taste in women - hopeless
Garage - 2 (barrels)
Songwriting - 95
Technical ability - 40
Fashion sense - 15 (I’m feeling generous)
Ways to leave your lover - 50