Guitarist Top Trumps

Caffeine_Vampire

Ted Nugent

Songs - 1
Political affiliations - Dodgy
Dead critters - Many
RSPCA membership - Expired
Influence - Under the

Octafish

Bridgehouse said:

Octafish said:

Bridgehouse said:

Kirk Hammett

Perm rating - 100
Expenditure on Elastoplast tape - £massive
Ability to sound like Peter Green/Gary Moore - 0
Gullibility rating when Korina is involved - still being explored

How could you forget 'Wah Wah use - 1000000'

I’ve been trying to forget it for quite some time. Clearly I was successful

Never forget....

https://gfycat.com/warlikeediblefrogmouth

Octafish

Lebarque said:

This is my new favourite thread. Sorry, but someone had to do it...

Chappers

Two-handed tapping on a Gretsch: 70
Ability to irritate with the word 'Greetings': 150
Synical change of musical genre: 85
Unfathomable career in guitars: 95
Jealousy from Fretboard members: 90

Constant tugging at/rearrangement of T-shirt to conceal fat gut during Andertons videos - 100

Haych

Andy Summers

Ability to not punch Sting in the throat for taking credit for all your ideas - 1000000000

Bridgehouse

Octafish said:

Bridgehouse said:

Octafish said:

Bridgehouse said:

Kirk Hammett

Perm rating - 100
Expenditure on Elastoplast tape - £massive
Ability to sound like Peter Green/Gary Moore - 0
Gullibility rating when Korina is involved - still being explored

How could you forget 'Wah Wah use - 1000000'

I’ve been trying to forget it for quite some time. Clearly I was successful

Never forget....

https://gfycat.com/warlikeediblefrogmouth

Aaaaaaaaghhhhh!!!!!

Haych

Octafish said:

Bridgehouse said:

Kirk Hammett

Perm rating - 100
Expenditure on Elastoplast tape - £massive
Ability to sound like Peter Green/Gary Moore - 0
Gullibility rating when Korina is involved - still being explored

How could you forget 'Wah Wah use - 1000000'

Does he actually use a wah?  I thought his guitar tech did that for him off stage?

Lebarque

Octafish said:

Lebarque said:

This is my new favourite thread. Sorry, but someone had to do it...

Chappers

Two-handed tapping on a Gretsch: 70
Ability to irritate with the word 'Greetings': 150
Synical change of musical genre: 85
Unfathomable career in guitars: 95
Jealousy from Fretboard members: 90

Constant tugging at/rearrangement of T-shirt to conceal fat gut during Andertons videos - 100

I can relate to this

Haych

Pat Travers

Versatility - 80
Use of effects - 70
Tone - 90
Killer riffs and grooves - 95
Songwriting - 80
Technical ability - 70
Volume - 100
Ability to kick your ass - 100
Recognition - 5

Lebarque

Bryan Adams

Weeks at number one: 16
Summer: 69

Bridgehouse

Lebarque said:

Bryan Adams

Weeks at number one: 16
Summer: 69

Percentage of things that he does specifically and exclusively for me - 100

poopot

Chuck berry:

Sweet little : 16
routes: 66
14 year old girl: 2 years

Caffeine_Vampire

John

Surnames - 5

Funkfingers

RMJ said:

Kurt Cobain

Taste in women - Awful

FTFY

HAL9000

SRV

Ability - 100
Charisma - 90
Transport choices - 0

Blaendulais

Eric Clapton

Ability 100
Political knowledge 0
Ability to play while recumbent 100
Window Closure 0

horse

Bridgehouse said:

Inspired by some legendary Top Trumps games over the silly season, let’s put together a set of Guitarist Top Trumps. (All scores out of 100)

Jimi Hendrix

Technical - 85
Guitar Choice - 60
Stagemanship - 80
Drug Use - 95
Fashion Sense - 50
Sound - 80
Listenability - 85

 Pulse - 0

Teetonetal

Tom Morello

whammy v1
ability to make a guitar noises 100
rage against... 100
song writing after 1st stunning album 0

Hattigol

Lebarque said:

James Hetfield

Decent songs: None

FTFY

mudslide73

Haych said:

And the trump card of course would be............

Nigel Tufnell

Guitar Choice - 100
Fashion Sense - None at all but still 100
Sound - 100 after all it does go to 11
Ability to chew gum on stage - 100
Meaningless facial expressions during 'guitar solo' - 100
Propensity to have a paddy - 100
Use of exploding drummers - 100

Knowing the difference between feet and inches - 0
Sense of perspective on bread size - 0

mudslide73

blobb said:

Vim Fuego

Burnin' - 25

Lootin' - 25

Rape-in' - 25

& a' shootin' - 25

bonus:

Den Dennis,

pints of lager - 100

£ per sausage - 2:05

Two quid for one bloody sausage? Can I half a sausage for a quid?