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Shrews

God saw that hardly anybody was going to heaven and most people were going to hell, and as this was upsetting the balance of good and evil in the universe he needed to construct a masterplan.

Sends Jesus so everyone can sin, repent those sins on their deathbeds and still go to heaven.

Results in a population explosion in heaven.

So now and then he lets Satan develop a few maniacs who have the power to influence others to become evil and thus evens the numbers out a bit.

This is why we get the likes of Hitler popping up every now and then.

It's tough being God.

Reverend

Just realised.  Bigsby are a CIA front. They are fitted with trackers to allow them to track wrong 'uns.