create your own conspiracy theory

Reverend

Seeing as nonsense made up on the 4chan forum has been adopted as true by a whole host of morons (qanon and pizzagate), I feel that it's time for TFB to take a leading role.

Peter Sutcliffe dies and suddenly Dominic Cummings has to resign? Obviously his hold over BoJo was an occult one using eldritch blood magic using the evil in Sutcliffe's blood. The visit to Barnard castle was a cover story for him visit Barningham Stone circle to hold a spring ritual. It all fits if you don't accept the MSM narrative. 

Sassafras

Doesn't surprise me.
I always thought there was something 'off' about Cummings.

PolarityMan

The earth is actually round! I mean sure if you look at it it appears flat but it you measure some tall objects that are far away then you'll see im telling you it's round! 

thecolourbox

My theory is that he's actually Pro EU, and anti Britain, and as such wanted Britain out of the EU so he could move there permanently when we are fully out.

Presumably because he can join the european Eldritch Witches and have freedom of movement via broom sticks across the borders

Kittyfrisk

Reverend said:

Seeing as nonsense made up on the 4chan forum has been adopted as true by a whole host of morons (qanon and pizzagate), I feel that it's time for TFB to take a leading role.

Peter Sutcliffe dies and suddenly Dominic Cummings has to resign? Obviously his hold over BoJo was an occult one using eldritch blood magic using the evil in Sutcliffe's blood. The visit to Barnard castle was a cover story for him visit Barningham Stone circle to hold a spring ritual. It all fits if you don't accept the MSM narrative. 

Don't forget that Sutcliffe was being held in Frankland Prison in... Durham    

joeyowen

Some guitar shops in the UK hide stock from their website so they can list it for premium used prices on Ebay/Reverb 

munckee

Dominic Cummings is actually 4 very small people stood on each other’s shoulders disguised as one man. 

Joe Biden has discovered the truth so now he has to go before Biden sends team America world police to deal with him. 

Tone71

The government drugs our water supply to dull our minds and make us more compliant.........

WiresDreamDisasters

The admin of tFB play favourites with people and refuse to cooler or ban them because they bring much needed political dialogue to the old man blues scene. Nepotism I tells ya!

racefaceec90

cummings and goings eh 

sorry 

Musicwolf

Fender and Gibson 'Custom Shop' guitars are actually built in China on the same production line that turns out Harley Bentons.  It's just that the Harley Benton ones skip the final stage where they add mojo to the pickups.

Caffeine_Vampire

I think the butler did it.

scrumhalf

Conspiracy theories are a huge conspiracy.

historyisjunk

Unreleased classified pictures from the international space station show that the surface of the moon is covered in unrepaired pot holes & round the other side there is a pile of worn out tyres, a stained mattress, an old chest freezer & the back door off a MkIV Escort.

ICBM

scrumhalf said:

Conspiracy theories are a huge conspiracy.

... to easily identify those gullible enough to believe in them, so they will be first in line for brainwashing to become unwitting servants of the Deep State.

Winny_Pooh

Aliens created life on earth as a science experiment but human behaviour is just so embarrassing that they can't bear to own up to it now. Plus we're so ugly to them that Instagram is just basically gremlins in bikinis.

HAL9000

After learning that E=mc^2 evil scientists have been surreptitiously increasing the speed of light year on year to make nuclear weapons more destructive.

Reverend

PolarityMan said:

The earth is actually round! I mean sure if you look at it it appears flat but it you measure some tall objects that are far away then you'll see im telling you it's round! 

Can we at least try to keep it in the realms of possibility?

thecolourbox

I see Johnson is self isolating again, they've tried to say it was his maskless meeting with an MP who tested positive, however it would seem that Collum Cummings having left is already weakening Johnson's ability to continue. The Eldritch blood magic from Sutcliffe's evil stone cold blood is running out already, and that cardboard box that Cummings carried out of Downing Street when he left was the unfortunate remnants of the failed experiment to revitalise the power source by means of creating an actual Schrödinger's cat. This cat has been in the box for months now, hence the constant in/out/go to work/don't go to work changes of mind, but unfortunately the energy source was not reliable or stable and as such, Gollum was sent with it to Avalon near Barnard Castle to isolate it until the end of days.

Here he is with his bottles of potions in the bag and the famous cardboard cat box

menamestom

I’ve said this one before, but it’s one I have come up with called the ‘conspiracy conspiracy’.

Basically, nearly all conspiracies come from the government.  They have agents that spend time on FB groups, forums, youtube etc and start baseless but appealing conspiracies.
Large swathes of the population latch on to them and begin to feel ‘woke’ and in control.  They have worked it all out and their world is in order.  The more people that believe the better because that’s less people looking at the real issues.  Government incompetence,  wastage in the NHS, bad planning, inefficiencies, ineffective policies, infighting.  But they get away with it because instead of political engagement vast numbers of people are worrying about 5G, vaccines and a new world order.   They quote 1984 with the irony being if they actually read more they would be a lot more dangerous to the government on the real issues.

thecolourbox

menamestom said:

I’ve said this one before, but it’s one I have come up with called the ‘conspiracy conspiracy’.

Basically, nearly all conspiracies come from the government.  They have agents that spend time on FB groups, forums, youtube etc and start baseless but appealing conspiracies.
Large swathes of the population latch on to them and begin to feel ‘woke’ and in control.  They have worked it all out and their world is in order.  The more people that believe the better because that’s less people looking at the real issues.  Government incompetence,  wastage in the NHS, bad planning, inefficiencies, ineffective policies, infighting.  But they get away with it because instead of political engagement vast numbers of people are worrying about 5G, vaccines and a new world order.   They quote 1984 with the irony being if they actually read more they would be a lot more dangerous to the government on the real issues.

"It's not the secrets of the government that's keeping people dumb, it's the other way around" said Socrates in 1745.