Something for the man cave, Sir?

dilbert

How about these?

https://everygreenbus.com/products/guitar-wall-hooks

munckee

Wouldn't hang my guitars on those, preposterous idea!

Sassafras

Do you have to drill a hole in your guitar for the hook to go through?

WezV

Maybe needs some real gibson headstocks

davros

It bothers me when non-guitarists make 'giftware' for guitarists. Then well meaning non-guitarists buy them for guitarists thinking they'll love them, but the recipient can't handle the level of shitness.

I mean, look at the string spacing on the 'strat' one!!!

sticker

This is exactly the kind of utter shite I used to get bought by family and friends for Xmas .... “oh he likes Guitars so let’s buy any old toot that is remotely guitar shaped or has a guitar on it .... “ NO ! 

I like guitars. I like playing guitar, Not Hawaiian Shirts with Stratocaster patterns , keychains in the shape of wonky Les Pauls or a Marshall amp teapot . 

I might have some issues with this....

davros

I think I'd quite like a hawaiian shirt with stratocaster patterns!

Sarge

This kind of tat should be incinerated and its creator have his armpits infested with the fleas of a thousand camels. 

brojangles

I've got a Strat-shaped spatula and a mug with electric guitars all printed the wrong way round on it thanks to this kind of thinking. They're hideous.

Sassafras

WezV said:

Maybe needs some real gibson headstocks

Shouldn't be hard to find.
I've got a couple lying around.

kaypeejay

@sticker Thanks for the heads up. Who wouldn’t want one of these?

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/parrington-designs-musical-teapot-313762657

monquixote

Guitars are cool.

Novelty items that look like guitars are lame.

Ddigger

sticker said:

or a Marshall amp teapot . 

Brilliant idea!

Would go well with the Marshall fridge... 

Bigsby

brojangles said:

I've got a Strat-shaped spatula and a mug with electric guitars all printed the wrong way round on it thanks to this kind of thinking. They're hideous.

maybe it's just a left-handed mug?

munckee

The Marshall fridge I would dig in a man cave. If my man cave had not been usurped by the small squatters who I live with. 

pigface

munckee said:

The Marshall fridge I would dig in a man cave. If my man cave had not been usurped by the small squatters who I live with. 

I have one in my attic lair. Cold beer within easy reach, yum yum. Goes to 11, as well.

Jetsam1

I, for one, would love a Marshall shaped teapot.

DefaultM

Whats with the banana in a vase in the second photo?

SpiritOfTheAge

DefaultM said:

Whats with the banana in a vase in the second photo?

Some pencils, a note pad and a potted plant. Ithangu!

PolarityMan

So these are hooks that you put on the wall with...erm..hooks?

Neill

Aha!  I think I've found a use for that dreadful Antoria LP I mistakenly bought off ebay some years ago.  

What could I do with the body though..?