Has your taste in women changed since you were a teen?

skunkwerx

No not really. 

It depresses me because I only ever attract the same type.. 

Fat ugly birds with dyed hair who have tattoos of Jack Skellington. 

I clearly have a Shallow Hal type of disorder going on. 

hollywoodrox

zepp76 said:

WiresDreamDisasters said:

Hey crew,
If you had known what a gynaecologist was when you were 11 years old, would you have changed career path?

Not if I realised I’d be staring at a 90 year olds dusty pocket.

Like a badger with its head split open 

Lebarque

RandallFlagg said:

Lebarque said:

I really wish I hadn't just googled that.

??

Your very own 'Cleveland Steamer'. Good old urban dictionary!

Kittyfrisk

DannyP said:

1994. An impressionable young DannyP is studying for his A-levels.

Brookside broadcasts Anna Friel and Nicola Stephenson having a snog.

Back then, it was all about Friel. Now, it's totally level pegging.

Back in the day, level pegging meant something completely different 

steveledzep

ArchtopDave said:

WiresDreamDisasters said:

Hey crew,
If you had known what a gynaecologist was when you were 11 years old, would you have changed career path?

Been there and done the job. Decided I preferred Orthopaedics.

No more fannying around for you.  You opted for a joint instead.  Hmm...close call !

Bork

Time keeps on slipping into the future... 

usedtobe

Kittyfrisk said:

Never been a big fan of the taste & that hasn't changed since I was a teen.

I prefer his solo stuff, too!

bassbora

octatonic said:

Not really.
About 90% of my partners have been nerdy, post-graduate redheads with attitude too.
Seems that I have a type.

Haha you just described my GF

zepp76

hollywoodrox said:

zepp76 said:

WiresDreamDisasters said:

Hey crew,
If you had known what a gynaecologist was when you were 11 years old, would you have changed career path?

Not if I realised I’d be staring at a 90 year olds dusty pocket.

Like a badger with its head split open 

Well that’s better than a fisherman’s baccy pouch after two weeks at sea!

Nitefly

WiresDreamDisasters said:

Hey crew,
If you had known what a gynaecologist was when you were 11 years old, would you have changed career path?

A gynaecologist is a bloke who can wallpaper the hall, stairs, and landing.

Through the letterbox.

RandallFlagg

I mentioned to my wife that my taste in women had changed, I told her that lately I'm really into 51 year old, slightly past their best MILFs.

It's stew for tea apparently, every night for the next month. 

Some people just can't take a compliment can they?

chillidoggy

I go for the desperate and eternally grateful ones these days, matches my own expectations.

WiresDreamDisasters

RandallFlagg said:

I mentioned to my wife that my taste in women had changed, I told her that lately I'm really into 51 year old, slightly past their best MILFs.

It's stew for tea apparently, every night for the next month. 

Some people just can't take a compliment can they?

Fucks wrong with stew!?

Logie

Stew would be my dream date...so long as it came with dumplings 

RandallFlagg

WiresDreamDisasters said:

RandallFlagg said:

I mentioned to my wife that my taste in women had changed, I told her that lately I'm really into 51 year old, slightly past their best MILFs.

It's stew for tea apparently, every night for the next month. 

Some people just can't take a compliment can they?

Fucks wrong with stew!?

https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/111767/wife-has-made-stew-for-tea/p1

chillidoggy

If some bird offered me a shag and a stew, I'd be well up for it.

Some people are so ungrateful. 

Nitefly

RandallFlagg said:

https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/111767/wife-has-made-stew-for-tea/p1

What a joy it was, revisiting that!

chillidoggy

Nitefly said:

RandallFlagg said:

https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/111767/wife-has-made-stew-for-tea/p1

What a joy it was, revisiting that!

All five pages of it.

Stevepage

I used to have a thing for goths. Not the 80's type of goth but the Nu-Metal kind of goth with different colour hair etc. 

Now days I think I'm more into the type of woman who looks after herself but has a 'rock edge'. Or just a straight up viking woman. 

Luckily my Wife falls into the 'rock edge' category

RandallFlagg

Stevepage said:

I used to have a thing for goths. Not the 80's type of goth but the Nu-Metal kind of goth with different colour hair etc. 

Now days I think I'm more into the type of woman who looks after herself but has a 'rock edge'. Or just a straight up viking woman. 

Luckily my Wife falls into the 'rock edge' category

I used to go out with a Goth in 1984, she always wore fishnet stockings...but she had smelly feet, stinky cow.