Now you know

stonevibe

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/doctor-explains-why-you-shouldnt-pump-stock-cubes-into-your-anus-to-enlarge-your-buttocks/?fbclid=IwAR27QmweJiEnh7UpBWHVKhWGdPXWRmEzD0pZod5fEcfYbbcqQCl-LXPQalY

drofluf

Thanks for the warning. Without your timely advice who knows what damage I may have inflicted on myself

stonevibe

They make the rocking world go round

pic.twitter.com/QgYrXpfc6G

axisus

I never get the big arse thing with women? That Kardashian woman looks most unappealing to me.

scrumhalf

A grave-y mistake. 

stonevibe

Mmmm Bisto

Sassafras

As if you needed a reason to not shove a square stock cube into a round hole.

Emp_Fab

DB1

It's a problem that's been Knorring away at me for ages.

springhead

Maybe those reviews of the infamous London southbank restaurant, eg "I took my wife up the Oxo Tower and she rather enjoyed it" have more truth to them than we first thought. 

Shrews

If a woman asks, "Does my bum look big in this?" in today's world, does a bloke need to answer yes or no to stay in her good books?

HAL9000

Shrews said:

If a woman asks, "Does my bum look big in this?" in today's world, does a bloke need to answer yes or no to stay in her good books?

The (stock) answer is ‘Let me take a few steps back just so I can get you all in’.

mart

Or "not as big as it usually does"

scrumhalf

That's one OXO ad that's not been seen for a while.

I've just seen onine that there was one where the father does the cooking and the tag is "mum's chops usually come with gravy". They must have edited out the reply "well, she's just stuck it up her jacksie, which is why I'm doing the sodding cooking".

Nitefly

mart said:

Or "not as big as it usually does"

Or "Compared to what?"

munckee

Shrews said:

If a woman asks, "Does my bum look big in this?" in today's world, does a bloke need to answer yes or no to stay in her good books?

You have a legal right not to answer a question which will incriminate you.