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  • droflufdrofluf Frets: 3714
    Thanks for the warning. Without your timely advice who knows what damage I may have inflicted on myself :)
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  • stonevibestonevibe Frets: 7157
    They make the rocking world go round

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
    I never get the big arse thing with women? That Kardashian woman looks most unappealing to me.
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11319
    A grave-y mistake. 
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  • stonevibestonevibe Frets: 7157
    Mmmm Bisto


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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30301
    edited April 2021
    As if you needed a reason to not shove a square stock cube into a round hole.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24385


    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
    I'm personally responsible for all global warming
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  • DB1DB1 Frets: 5025
    It's a problem that's been Knorring away at me for ages.
    Call me Dave.
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  • springheadspringhead Frets: 1597
    Maybe those reviews of the infamous London southbank restaurant, eg "I took my wife up the Oxo Tower and she rather enjoyed it" have more truth to them than we first thought. 
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 3030
    If a woman asks, "Does my bum look big in this?" in today's world, does a bloke need to answer yes or no to stay in her good books?
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9697
    Shrews said:
    If a woman asks, "Does my bum look big in this?" in today's world, does a bloke need to answer yes or no to stay in her good books?
    The (stock) answer is ‘Let me take a few steps back just so I can get you all in’.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • martmart Frets: 5205
    Or "not as big as it usually does"
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11319
    That's one OXO ad that's not been seen for a while.

    I've just seen onine that there was one where the father does the cooking and the tag is "mum's chops usually come with gravy". They must have edited out the reply "well, she's just stuck it up her jacksie, which is why I'm doing the sodding cooking".
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4924
    mart said:
    Or "not as big as it usually does"
    Or "Compared to what?"

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  • munckeemunckee Frets: 12403
    Shrews said:
    If a woman asks, "Does my bum look big in this?" in today's world, does a bloke need to answer yes or no to stay in her good books?
    You have a legal right not to answer a question which will incriminate you.
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