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For some inexplicable reason Horror Channel are showing a "Vengeance Season" of low-budget thrillers on Saturday evenings. As an indication of the kind of quality we're talking about here, two of the films have featured acting roles for 50 Cent and two have featured Vinnie Jones. This is not horror, and this is not thrilling.
Anyway, this one stars Luke Goss as a small-town cop whose brother is murdered by the crime gang he's a very minor member of. The city cops (including 50 Cent) aren't interested, so Luke gets a load of bad tattoos, beats up some street kids and within seconds becomes the gang's top enforcer. For some reason the film features a number of familiar British faces like Tamer Hassan and the aforementioned Vinnie Jones. It also features a porky, long-haired Val Kilmer doing a full-on Marlon Brando impersonation. The producers obviously couldn't afford Kilmer or even Jones so they're in it for about five minutes each.
The story makes so little sense that I started to wonder if I was having intermittent blackouts and missing key plot points. I wasn't. Complete and utter tripe.
Next Saturday: to close the season, The Heavy starring Gary Stretch, Vinnie Jones and,sadly, Christopher Lee. Can't wait.
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Yeah - it was some "Cinema at Home" thing I think - as my wife pointed out, still cheaper than a trip to the cinema... I'd have been even more disappointed if we'd actually gone out to see it!
I gave up after about a third of the way in. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more pretentiously self-referential load of drivel in my life. So far up its own backside it was almost uncomfortable to watch. Irritating characters, creaky interaction between them, terrible dialogue, plodding direction, painfully obvious where the plot is going - absolutely dire. The final straw was a character who was clearly going to be a parody of Lindsay Lohan - laughably predictable. It got great reviews from film industry critics too - I can only assume they need to get out more than to just watch films.
I rarely can’t even be bothered to watch a supposedly ‘good’ film through to the end, but it was just a waste of time even in current circumstances.
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"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I figured since I watched Red Dragon, the prequel, last week it might be an idea to see SotL and maybe even Hannibal in sequence and get the end-to-end story.
It must be 20 years since I last saw SotL and thankfully I'd forgotten most of what happens. Getting old has its advantages - works well with books, too!
All in all it was really good. My criticism of Red Dragon, that it had dated quite badly, wasn't really applicable to SotL. Obviously technology and other things have moved on in the last 30 years so things like fax machines and even cars looked "period" but it has otherwise stood the test of time much better that the prequel.
For a film that I seem to recall as quite gruesome I was surprised by how little gruesomeness it contained. Apart from the mutilated stiffs, which really didn't take up any screen time at all, there was only the one scene having any kind of violence or gore at all, and that didn't last more than a few seconds on screen.
Over all I think I enjoyed watching it again all these years later. I won't score it since my rating matters not a bit and it's such a well known film that most people will already have their own opinion anyway. But, IMHO, one of the better serial killer type movies out there.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
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@ICBM I saw that was on about a week ago and considered watching it. Glad you've saved me the trouble!
I still do disc rentals from Cinema Paradiso (after the demise of LoveFilm) and they've sent me a load of Czech and Hungarian films from the 1960s and 70s (I guess there's been a run on all the popular stuff). All very worthy I'm sure, but quite hard to motivate myself to watch them...
Such a hotch potch of a film ( 30 year olds playing teenagers, random inserted sequences, magic car for no apparent reason) yet the biggest grossing film of 1978. Simpler times.
I also tried watching the nineties British comedy Stalag Luft. Didn't finish it: slightly woolly print on YouTube doesn't help but it's a bit up it's its own arse as a comedy of manners and a sort of dawning political correctness ( well, for a film that has a cast entirely - I think - of white men). But, free to watch and I might come back to it yet:
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Blown
Extra footage from the flyover shots at the beginning were used for the original 'studio ending' version of Blade Runner too.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I've often read King's criticisms of Kubrick's The Shining, but I think the book and the film just have to be separated. I don't care how faithful an adaptation it is, it's a brilliant film. And I don't even like Jack Nicholson in most things (I think King wanted Michael Moriarty for the role, who I think would've been very good).
8/10.
I Saw The Devil.
10/10
and from Japan,
Ichi the killer
slightly weird and creepy slasher horror.