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I thought I'd watch this on a 'so bad it must be good' basis. Errrm, no.
British. Zombies. Farting. Criminally shite acting. Zero budget. Zero laughs. Zero scares. Mind numbing, unbelievable tedium.
I lasted 15 minutes last night and tried another 20 minutes just now just to be generous. It's flatulent, certainly, but not in a good way. It's doubtless supposed to be shit, but it's a parody that's beyond shit. It really IS shit. The people who made this should receive a ban from straying near a camera or a clapper (crapper?) board that remains in place until the sun implodes, becomes a black hole and wipes out all life on earth as it sucks what remains of humanity into its' maw.
Minus a gazillion /10.
Well I just had to, didn't I...?
I didn't even get to the end of the opening credits before I fell asleep. But then I tried again, and watched all 101 minutes.
It's certainly not "so bad it's good". It's so bad it's.... oddly fascinating. Most of the film is two blokes, (separately) wandering around scavenging for food and water. This is supposedly in the wake of a zombie outbreak caused by a meteorite which fell to Earth during World War 2. Are there actually any zombies, you ask? Well yes, maybe half a dozen in total, who are seen wandering around occasionally. None of them really do anything, other than farting.
There are a few moments which are meant to be funny, and to be fair, they are quite funny. But for the most part it's simply bewildering. Overall, definitely not the worst film I've seen on a streaming channel, not by a long way.
I have to say AOTFD is one of the worst movies I've (half-) seen in ages. I can tolerate dross, but not boring dross. :-)
In this one, for the first 20 minutes it looked like they were sort-of trying to make a familiar post-apocalyptic film with a military/scientific compound, a zombie outbreak etc... but then after that it went so completely random that I was quite fascinated. Did you get as far as...
60's - Dracula/Hammer stuff
70's - Witchcraft and devil stuff
80's - Slasher stuff
90's - Found footage stuff
00's - Zombie stuff
10's -Tory stuff
20's - More Tory stuff
(Edit: ooh, it's on Disney+)
Action comedy set on a Japanese bullet train.
I quite enjoyed it. It's quite stylistic which I think lets the almost cartoon like action scenes work. Totally over the top but fun, few wee twists here and there, some good laughs, and a reasonable story to keep you interested.
7/10
I don't think there's any need to go into the plot, suffice to say it's a prequel to The Omen, set in Rome, 1971. It's got exactly the right kind of serious, foreboding atmosphere, twisted religious overtones and some gonzo horror setpieces (although it maybe could have done with one or two more of those in the two-hour running time).
As reboots of classic horror franchises go, last year's The Exorcist: Believer screwed things up in almost every possible way. The First Omen is way, way better. I won't complain if they do another one.
That's the one, we bought the HD version of it from the Google TV/Google Play store for something like £6, if you keep an eye on the ''Deals on popular movies'' section in the Google TV/Google Play store, the HD version is often found in there for under a fiver, though I don't know if these deals are catered to your viewing/purchase choices, we often see it in there though. We didn't buy it from that section the other night though, it wasn't in there, we paid full price for the HD version, which as I said, cost us something like £6. A lot of people said we should watch it, and they weren't wrong, it is bloody funny.